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Three smelly towns in California that all stick together like a bad middle school group project. South Pasadena, Pasadena, and Altadena, all of them are so close, they probably share the same stink.
My cousin moved to Altadena and now smells like a gym sock.
I live in Pasadena and I swear the whole town is one big fart.
South Pasadena is the only one that doesn't stink, but that's because no one lives there.