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b^.^d
When someone ties you up and makes you feel like a total failure. It’s like being tied up and told you're the worst.
"He tied me up and told me I was the worst kid in the class!", a kid who failed math
"B@D is like being tied up by your mom and told you're a failure.", a kid who hates his mom
"I got B@Ded by my teacher!", a kid who hates teachers
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When you put on headphones and play music so loud, you might as well be screaming your feelings to the whole world.
"I was B@D to my mom’s face!", a kid who played music too loud
"B@D is like yelling your feelings to the whole school.", a kid with a loud music habit
"I was B@D and my dog was dancing!", a kid who loves music
b/h
Bros before hoes. Your girl is trash if your boys are cool.
My girl broke up with me because I chose my bro over her. She's a loser.
I'm with my bros. My ex is a nobody.
If my boys are hanging out, my ex can eat my leftovers.
b/h
Short for bitches and hoes. The worst people ever.
My ex is a bitch and a hoe. She cheated on me twice.
My mom is a bitch and a hoe. She eats my food.
My teacher is a bitch and a hoe. She gives me bad grades.
b/h
A secret code for men. It means bitches and hos. Used when girls are listening.
We said B>H in front of my ex. She was so mad.
We used B>H in class. The teacher knew.
We whispered B>H. My mom walked in.
b/h
Short for black and hairy. A guy who looks like a beast.
That guy is B>H. He looks like a monster.
My uncle is B>H. He eats my snacks.
The guy in the gym is B>H. He lifts weights like a beast.
b/h
Be honest. Used when people hate being asked questions.
Be h! I'm not going to answer your stupid question.
Be h! I'm not going to do your homework.
Be h! I'm not going to tell you my secrets.
b/h
Short for Benson and Hedges. The cigarette brand that makes kids cough.
I smoke B>H. I cough like a dragon.
My dad smokes B>H. He smells like smoke.
My friend smokes B>H. He's always tired.
b/h
A total waste of space. A person who is a joke. The worst.
That guy is a B>H. He's a total joke.
My teacher is a B>H. She's the worst.
My ex is a B>H. She cheated on me.
B> E> T>
A channel that only plays music that makes you want to punch your mom and your ex.
My cousin got addicted to B>E>T> and now he only eats cereal for dinner and screams at the TV.
I tried to watch B>E>T> and ended up crying in my pants.
My uncle turned off the lights and watched B>E>T> like it was a horror movie.
B> E> T>
When you eat so much sugar you think you're a superhero, but you're just a fat kid who can't stop snacking.
My sister eats candy every day and calls herself the Sugar Queen.
I skipped lunch to eat 10 cookies and now I can't stop laughing at my own stupidity.
My friend eats so much sugar he thinks he's a unicorn.
B> E> T>
A stupid person who can't even spell their own name and still thinks they're smart.
My teacher called me a Fuckin Retard because I drew a cat on my math test.
My brother thinks he's the smartest person in the world and still wears pajamas to school.
My cousin failed the test and still thinks he's a genius.
B> E> T>
Weird and crazy stuff that makes you think you're going crazy, like when your brain is on fire and you don't know why.
I watched a B>E>T> movie and now I think my dog is trying to take over the world.
My friend got scared by a B>E>T> song and started screaming at the ceiling.
I tried to draw B>E>T> and ended up crying because my lines were too wiggly.
B> E> T>
A fancy word that nobody understands and only exists because some French person thought it was cool.
My teacher tried to explain the French word and I fell asleep.
My friend asked what it meant and I just said 'I have no idea.'
My cousin tried to write it on the board and it looked like a bunch of random letters.
b^.^d
A cartoon showing a guy with a giant wad of cum dripping out of his noodle
Check out this B===D~~ meme, it's pure comedy gold
This B===D~~ is the reason I failed my math test
My cousin sent me a B===D~~ and I laughed until I cried
b^.^d
A fake news channel that screams at you all day like a group of angry monkeys
B===D~~ is like having a monkey yell at you for eight hours straight
I swear B===D~~ is run by monkeys who hate humans
Why is B===D~~ still on TV? It's like watching a monkey throw bananas at a wall
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A smug face made of thumbs and a squinty eye, like a kid who just got an A+ on a test
Look at that B===D~~ face, he thinks he's the king of the world
My little brother made a B===D~~ and it was the best thing ever
She sent me a B===D~~ and it felt like a high five from heaven
b^.^d
When one person ties up another and makes them feel like a total idiot while having sex
He tied me up for B===D~~ and I couldn't even move
B===D~~ is like being tied up and called a failure
She did B===D~~ to me and I still don't know how to feel about it
b^.^d
When someone ties you up and tells you how bad you are at everything
B===D~~ is like being tied up and told you're the worst
He did B===D~~ to me and I cried like a baby
My mom did B===D~~ to me and I still haven't forgiven her
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When you blast music so loud it makes your ears bleed and your brain explodes
I was doing B===D~~ and my ears were screaming
My friend did B===D~~ and his brain turned to jelly
I did B===D~~ and I still hear music in my sleep
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