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B.M.B.B.B.M.M.B.W.L.B.D.B.F

B is you, M is me, B is your lousy day, B is your ugly face

B, M, B, B, M, M, B, M, M, B, W, L, B, D, B, M, M, F

by Slangipedia 16d ago

B.M.B.B.B.M.M.B.W.L.B.D.B.F

B is you, M is me, B is your stupid day, B is your dumb face

B, M, B, B, M, M, B, M, M, B, W, L, B, D, B, M, M, F

by Slangipedia 16d ago

B.M.B.B.B.M.M.B.W.L.B.D.B.F

B is you, M is me, B is your dumb attitude, B is your bad day

B, M, B, B, M, M, B, M, M, B, W, L, B, D, B, M, M, F

by Slangipedia 16d ago

B.M.B.B.B.M.M.B.W.L.B.D.B.F

B is you, M is me, B is your ugly face, B is your lousy day

B, M, B, B, M, M, B, M, M, B, W, L, B, D, B, M, M, F

by Slangipedia 16d ago

B.M.B.B.B.M.M.B.W.L.B.D.B.F

B is you, M is me, B is your stupid face, B is your lousy day

B, M, B, B, M, M, B, M, M, B, W, L, B, D, B, M, M, F

by Slangipedia 16d ago

B.M.D

A stupid system that tries to stop missiles but fails every time, like a fat kid trying to block a punch.

My uncle tried to use it and got nuked by a toaster.

It’s like the US spent billions on a paperweight.

It’s so bad, even the missiles laugh at it.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

B.M.D

When a woman is so confident, she doesn’t wait for anyone to ask her out, she just takes what she wants.

She walked up to the guy and said, ‘You’re my next date.’

He was still in the bathroom when she asked him out.

She didn’t even blink when she grabbed the guy’s arm and said, ‘We’re going out.’

by Slangipedia 16d ago

B.M.D

A huge underwater missile launcher that can blow up the world so much, it’s like the universe got a second opinion.

It can nuke the world 40 times and still have leftovers.

If this thing ever wakes up, we’re all dead.

It’s like the ocean has a nuclear bomb in its pants.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

B.M.D

When you trip a guy just to get to the girl first, like you’re in a race and you’re not even playing fair.

He tripped the guy and said, ‘She’s mine now.’

He knocked the guy over just to get to her before he could say anything.

He tripped the guy so hard, the guy fell into a puddle.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

B.M.D

When a baby mom is having so much drama, it’s like her life is a soap opera and the drama is the main character.

Her baby mom drama was so bad, the neighbors had to call the cops.

She was fighting with her ex over who got to take the baby to school.

Her drama was so loud, the whole block heard it.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

B.M.D

A stupid missile defense system that costs a ton of money and still can’t stop a single missile, like it’s a kid who can’t catch a ball.

It costs more than a mansion, and it still can’t stop a missile.

It’s like the system got hit by a truck and still didn’t notice.

It’s so bad, even the missiles feel sorry for it.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

B.M.D

A sickness that hits black men after they eat, like they’re so full they can’t even stand up, and they fall asleep like it’s a party.

He ate three burgers and fell asleep in the middle of the street.

After that big meal, he was sleeping so hard, he didn’t notice the fire.

He ate so much, he slept through his own birthday.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

B.M.B.A.P.O.N.F

If you don’t bring my baby a present, I’ll make you eat nothing but expired pizza and regret

I just saw you eat a whole pie. Don’t even think about skipping my baby’s birthday.

You brought my baby a toy? That’s it? I’m bringing you a bag of chips and a curse.

I’m not your baby’s friend. I’m her food supplier. Bring a present or I’ll bring a food coma.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

B.M.B.A.P.O.N.F

No present for my baby, no food for you. Simple as that. And I mean simple.

You didn’t bring my baby a present? I’ll make you eat a whole cake for breakfast.

I don’t care if you’re my best friend. No gift, no snack. Period.

You skipped my baby’s birthday? Enjoy your lunchtime regret.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

B.M.B.A.P.O.N.F

I’m not asking. I’m demanding. Bring my baby a present or I’ll feed you something that tastes like regret.

You’re not bringing my baby a gift? I’ll bring you a box of expired cereal and a side of judgment.

You think you can skip my baby’s party? I’ll bring you a food fight and a curse.

I’m not in the mood for your nonsense. Present or no lunch.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

B.M.B.A.P.O.N.F

I don’t want your money. I want your present. No present, no food. Simple, cheap, and full of rage.

You’re giving me cash? That’s not a present. I want something my baby can hold.

You think money is a present? I’ll give you a sandwich and a side of disappointment.

No gift, no snack. That’s the rule. Don’t break it.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

B.M.B.A.P.O.N.F

I’m not your baby’s mother. I’m her food mom. Bring a present or I’ll bring a food disaster.

You didn’t bring my baby a gift? I’ll bring you a plate of spaghetti and a side of guilt.

You skipped my baby’s party? I’ll bring you a food truck and a curse.

You think you can ignore my baby? I’ll bring you a food coma and a reminder.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

B.M.B.A.P.O.N.F

You want food? Bring a present. You don’t want food? You’re a sad, lonely person.

You’re choosing between food and my baby’s happiness? That’s a sad life choice.

I’ll give you food if you bring a present. Otherwise, you’re just sad.

No gift, no snack. That’s not a choice. That’s a punishment.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

B.M.A.F.

A group where everyone’s got a dick and a vagina. No exceptions. You’re all part of the chaos.

I’m B. M. A. F. I don’t care if you’re a boy or a girl. You’re all getting hit with my insults.

My best friend is B. M. A. F. and still doesn’t know what I did to her dog.

The whole class is B. M. A. F. and we’re all stuck together in this mess.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

B.M.A.F.

When both genders are in one place and it’s like a war zone. Everyone’s screaming and throwing things.

The party turned into a B. M. A. F. war. I got a soda thrown at me.

My teacher said the class was B. M. A. F. and it was true.

We had a B. M. A. F. fight in the hallway and no one got in trouble.

by Slangipedia 16d ago