B.M.B.A.P.O.N.F - You want food? Bring a present. You don’t want food? You’re

You want food? Bring a present. You don’t want food? You’re a sad, lonely person.

You’re choosing between food and my baby’s happiness? That’s a sad life choice.

I’ll give you food if you bring a present. Otherwise, you’re just sad.

No gift, no snack. That’s not a choice. That’s a punishment.