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When someone keeps dabbing like a madman until they’re so wasted they can’t tell if they’re in the real world or the middle of a weed dream. They’re too stoned to care.

I took 10 dabs and now I think my mom is a wizard.

I just saw my dog talking to my uncle. It was real, I swear.

I tried to text my friend, but I sent a picture of a banana wearing sunglasses.

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Dabception

When you dab so much you’re not even sure if you’re alive anymore. You’re just a cloud of smoke and confusion.

I took so many dabs I forgot my own name.

I tried to cook dinner and burned the pizza. It was a masterpiece.

I told my dog I was a superhero. He believed me.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dabception

You’re so high from dabs you don’t know if you’re dreaming or just really, really wasted. It’s like a bad movie that also smells like weed.

I took a dab and now I think my neighbor is a robot.

I tried to do math and my calculator was laughing at me.

I told my mom I was going to Mars. She said, 'Okay, but bring back snacks.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dabception

Dabception is when you’re so stoned from dabs you start believing nonsense. It’s like your brain is on vacation and it forgot to come back.

I took a dab and thought my fridge was talking to me.

I tried to eat and my food was arguing with my spoon.

I told my dad I was a wizard and he said, 'Okay, but you’re still grounded.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dabception

You’re so wasted from dabs you think you’re in a different dimension. It’s like your brain is on a bender and it doesn’t want to stop.

I took a dab and thought my dog was a alien.

I tried to read and my book was shouting at me.

I told my teacher I was a time traveler and she said, 'That’s not in the syllabus.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dabception

Dabception is when you’re so high you think you can do anything. You can fly, you can talk to ghosts, and you can definitely beat your math test.

I took a dab and flew out the window.

I tried to talk to my ghost uncle and he said, 'I’m not dead, I’m just tired.'

I told my math teacher I was going to solve the universe. He gave me a C.

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Dabc

When you get so wasted you can't tell your pants from your face and you end up drooling on your phone while watching gay dolphins do yoga.

I dabc'd so hard I forgot my own name and texted my mom a selfie of my dog wearing my hat.

After dabc-ing, I tried to talk to my sister and just said 'biscuit' for 20 minutes.

I dabc'd so bad I woke up in my neighbor's yard wearing their socks and a sandwich.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dabc

Getting so high you think the ceiling is trying to flirt with you and you pass out before you can finish your cereal.

I dabc'd so much I started talking to my plants and they said they were tired too.

I dabc'd and ended up crying at a YouTube comment section about a cat wearing sunglasses.

I dabc'd and tried to text my friend, but I just sent him a picture of my fridge.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dabc

When you smoke so much you think your brain is a disco and you pass out before you can finish your second pizza.

I dabc'd so hard I texted my dad a selfie of my dog and asked if he wanted to get married.

I dabc'd and tried to sing along to a video of a goat doing math and failed at life.

I dabc'd and ended up wearing my pants inside out and texting my teacher that I was sick because I was confused.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dabc

Getting so wasted you think your shoes are alive and you pass out before you can finish your third soda.

I dabc'd so bad I texted my mom and said I was in love with my dog and wanted to marry him.

I dabc'd and tried to do a TikTok dance but fell over and cried.

I dabc'd so much I started talking to my microwave and it said it was tired too.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dabc

When you get so high you think your pants are trying to take over your body and you pass out before you can finish your first cookie.

I dabc'd and texted my friend a picture of my cat and said it was my new boyfriend.

I dabc'd and tried to do a karate chop on my TV and ended up falling on the floor.

I dabc'd so hard I started singing to my toaster and it said it was proud of me.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dabbz

A short way to say a group of tough guys who love to fight and swear a lot.

Dabbz came to school with a broken nose and a smile. He didn’t even care.

My cousin joined the Dabbz and now he can’t stop talking about it.

The Dabbz walked into the room and the whole class shut up.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dabbz

When someone acts like a total beast and doesn’t take any crap.

She called me a weakling and said I wasn’t worth her time. I joined the Dabbz right then.

My brother’s a Dabbz. He fights anyone who says he’s not tough.

When I saw the Dabbz at the mall, I ran the other way.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dabby-ah

What you yell when you’re so hungry you’re ready to eat the cashier

Dabby-ah! I’m not even gonna wait for my fries to arrive!

Dabby-ah! I’ve been waiting 10 minutes and I’m already tired!

Dabby-ah! I could eat this whole restaurant and still be full!

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Dabby-ah

The sound of your soul screaming because you’re getting the wrong burger

Dabby-ah! I asked for a cheeseburger and got a salad?!

Dabby-ah! My burger looks like it was hit by a truck!

Dabby-ah! I’ve had worse days, but this burger is giving me vibes!

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dabby-ah

What you say when your order is so bad it makes you question your life choices

Dabby-ah! I got a McFlurry and it tastes like regret!

Dabby-ah! My fries are cold and my soda is lukewarm!

Dabby-ah! I paid for this and I’m getting nothing in return!

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dabby dab

A stupid way to ask people if they want to take a hit of super strong weed that will make them feel like they’re dying.

Dabby dab? Or are you gonna sit there like a loser?

Dabby dab, or I’m gonna hit you with a smoke bomb.

Dabby dab? I’m not your mom. Just pick a side.

by Slangipedia 17d ago