Dabc - When you get so wasted you can't tell your pants from your f

When you get so wasted you can't tell your pants from your face and you end up drooling on your phone while watching gay dolphins do yoga.

I dabc'd so hard I forgot my own name and texted my mom a selfie of my dog wearing my hat.

After dabc-ing, I tried to talk to my sister and just said 'biscuit' for 20 minutes.

I dabc'd so bad I woke up in my neighbor's yard wearing their socks and a sandwich.