A Twitch partner in the making. Hot as hell. Eyes that could make a saint sin. A smile that could charm a ghost. Laughs so hard he might pee his flannel. Tummy sticks like a pro. Wears flannel and shades like they’re his religion.
Dabigbearz is the only guy who can make a stream about chicken nuggets sound like a romantic comedy.
He laughed so hard during my rant about my ex that I thought he was going to lose his flannel.
He wears his flannel so tight I swear it’s trying to get a job.
A future Twitch partner. Looks like a model. Smiles like he just won the lottery. Tells jokes so good you might die of laughter. Has a six-pack that could beat a superhero. Wears flannel and shades like they’re his life.
He made my boring stream about taxes sound like a concert.
His six-pack is so good I asked him if he was a bodybuilder in disguise.
He wore his shades so cool I thought he was a spy.
A guy who’s going to be on Twitch soon. Hot enough to melt ice. Eyes that could steal your heart. Smiles like he’s been drinking. Laughs so loud it could wake the dead. Tummy sticks like a boss. Flannel and shades are his favorite outfit.
He laughed so hard during my rant about my job that I thought he was going to fall off the couch.
He wears his flannel so tight it’s like it’s trying to be a part of him.
His smile is so bright I thought it was going to blind me.
A baby that Zem and Noreen are trying to make. It’s named after Daniel, who they call ‘Dab’ because he’s a loudmouth, and David Lopez, who’s a total dweeb.
Zem texted Noreen: ‘We need to make this kid before Dab’s loudmouth phase starts.’
Noreen replied: ‘I can’t even handle Daniel’s loudmouth phase, let alone this unborn kid.’
David Lopez tweeted: ‘I’m not a dweeb. I’m a legend. This kid is a disgrace.’
A black, stick-figure monster from hell who drinks fancy drinks and carries a glock. He stretches his arms like a creepy spider and shows up at clubs when no one is looking.
At the club, a DJ saw Dabid and screamed: ‘Is that a black stick figure with a glock?’
A bouncer tried to punch Dabid, but he stretched his arm and grabbed the bouncer by the neck.
A partygoer texted their friend: ‘Dabid showed up. I’m running. I don’t want to be kidnapped.’