Dabid
A baby that Zem and Noreen are trying to make. It’s named after Daniel, who they call ‘Dab’ because he’s a loudmouth, and David Lopez, who’s a total dweeb.
Zem texted Noreen: ‘We need to make this kid before Dab’s loudmouth phase starts.’
Noreen replied: ‘I can’t even handle Daniel’s loudmouth phase, let alone this unborn kid.’
David Lopez tweeted: ‘I’m not a dweeb. I’m a legend. This kid is a disgrace.’