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A Ross

A Ross is a drink made with fancy tequila and tonic. It’s so good it made hotel bars run out of tequila and made everyone at the 2013 ACE/UTI golf classic look like fools.

I drank 4 A Rosses and still had to walk home.

That Ross cocktail is why I’m broke and my bar tab is 200.

I saw a guy drink an A Ross and he cried. I think he got a refund.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Ross

A Ross is when you cut grass because you like it, or you do it for someone else just to be nice.

I did a Ross for my mom. She said I was a good son, but I think she just wanted the lawn cut.

My neighbor did a Ross on my lawn and I gave him a sandwich. He said I was a good friend.

I did a Ross and got a compliment. I think I’m gonna do more.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Ross

A Ross is a guy who thinks he’s perfect. He’s got brown hair, green eyes, and a voice that sounds like a smoothie. He’s got a heart of gold but also a brain that’s full of nonsense.

Ross said he’d wait a year for me. I said I’d wait a year for him. We both got distracted by a pizza.

Ross told me he’d name our kids after my ex. I told him I’d name his dog after my ex’s cat.

Ross said he was special. I said he was delusional. He said I was cute.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Ross

A Ross is a guy who moves like a legend. He’s the #1 ass mover. He’s got the body of a god and the confidence of a king.

Ross walked in and I immediately wanted to touch his ass.

I asked Ross to move my ass and he moved mine too.

Ross has a body so good I want to marry him.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Ross

A Ross is a guy who’s so good in bed that women line up just to get with him. If you haven’t had Ross, you’re out of your mind.

Ross said I was his first. I said I was his last. He said I was his favorite.

I told Ross I wasn’t his type. He said he was my type. I said he was right.

Ross told me I was his Sex God. I told him I was his Sex Goddess.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Ross

A Ross is the most beautiful girl ever. She’s shy, she tells her friends everything, and she’ll drop everything to help her best friend.

Ross stayed up with me until 3 a. m. just to listen to me cry about my ex.

Ross told her best friend everything. Her best friend told her everything. I got the inside scoop.

Ross dropped out of school to help her best friend pass a test. I think she’s a legend.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Ross

A Ross is a guy who will fall in love with his best friend’s sister. He’s not a simp, but he’s got a butt so big it’s legendary.

Ross fell in love with his best friend’s sister. His best friend fell in love with Ross’s sister. They all got confused.

Ross has a butt so big it deserves its own Instagram page.

Ross said he’d date me if I gave him a sandwich. I said I’d date him if he gave me a sandwich.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Rosita

When you chug beer like it's water and then go home and shave your head with a rusty razor

I drank four beers and shaved my head with a butter knife

I woke up with a bald head and a hangover

My barber called me a drunk idiot

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Rosita

Rosita is the best person you'll ever know, but she'll cuss you out if you don't give her enough attention

She yelled at me because I texted her back with 'lol'

She said I was a lousy lover

She called me a brain-dead idiot for not listening

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Rosita

She’s the kind of girl that makes you feel like a king, but she’ll also make you feel like a complete idiot if you mess up

She told me I was a dumbass for missing her birthday

She said I was the worst boyfriend ever

She made me feel like a total failure

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Rosita

The most perfect girl in the world, and any guy who even looks at her gets jealous

My friend got jealous because she smiled at another guy

I got jealous because she was with Erwin

She makes every guy feel like a loser

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Rosita

It’s like the worst pain ever, but it’s also the best thing that ever happened to you

It felt like my head was on fire

It was the worst day of my life

It was worth it in the end

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Rosita

A girl who wipes her snatch on a guy’s face after working out like a beast

She wiped her snatch on my face after a workout

I got covered in sweat and her snatch

She turned my face into a wipe zone

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Rosita

A total queen who gets cussed out for being too good

People called her a lazy queen

They said she didn’t deserve her crown

She was called a bad queen for being too perfect

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A Rosie Thing

When you do something so goddamn amazing it makes everyone else look like crap.

I just ate 12 donuts and ran a marathon.

I single-handedly defeated a dragon with a cheese sandwich.

I got a perfect score on the test and then cried in the hallway.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Rosie Thing

You do something so awesome it makes your mom proud and your dad cry.

I built a robot out of Legos and it won the science fair.

I skipped school, robbed a bank, and got a pizza for lunch.

I ate an entire pizza in one bite and then won the spelling bee.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Rosie Thing

When you do something so awesome it makes your teachers yell and your friends faint.

I solved the math problem in 10 seconds and then drew a unicorn.

I got a 100% on the test and then ate my pencil.

I did a backflip in the hallway and got extra credit.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Rosie Thing

You do something so awesome it makes your pets jealous and your enemies cry.

I trained my dog to do algebra and it passed the test.

I won the video game championship and my enemy cried in the lobby.

I ate all my homework and got a gold star.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Rosie Thing

When you do something so awesome it makes your brain explode and your soul happy.

I did 100 push-ups, solved a mystery, and won a bet.

I finished my homework in 5 minutes and then sang opera.

I ate a whole cake and got a perfect score on the test.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Rosekelly

A Rosekelly is a dirty backstabber who hides in alleys and hates little wangs. They always cover their mess and never let anyone see their sore back.

I saw a Rosekelly hiding behind a dumpster, licking their wounds after getting beaten by a group of wimps.

That Rosekelly came out of nowhere and flipped me for no reason. I still got a bruise from it.

He’s a Rosekelly, and he always runs away when he gets caught. No guts, just scars.

by Slangipedia 16d ago