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DaddySunshine
The only person who can calm you down when you’re screaming into the void.
'I was screaming into the void, but DaddySunshine showed up and gave me a pep talk.'
'He’s the only one who can shut me up when I’m going full chaos.'
'He turned my screaming into a motivational speech.'
DaddySunshine
The human version of a hero who never asks for anything in return.
'DaddySunshine is my hero, and he doesn’t even ask for candy.'
'He’s like a hero who saved me from my own stupidity.'
'He’s the best hero ever, and he doesn’t even know it.'
DaddySunshine
The only person who can make your day better, even when you’re a complete mess.
'He showed up and made my day better, even though I was a mess.'
'I was a mess, but he made me feel like a million bucks.'
'DaddySunshine turned my bad day into a good one, that’s magic.'
DaddyOdgers
DaddyOdgers is like Mr Odgers getting a white slip and then giving you the finger behind his back. He’s the reason your teacher is mad but you’re still getting away with it.
DaddyOdgers just saved me from being grounded. I owe him my life and my lunch money.
He let me cheat on the test and then laughed when I failed the other one.
He told the principal I was sick, but I was just playing video games the whole time.
DaddyOdgers
DaddyOdgers is when Mr Odgers gets a white slip and forgets all rules just to make you feel better. He’s like your secret weapon in a world of chaos.
He let me skip gym class because I was ‘emotionally exhausted’ from being a failure.
He gave me extra time on the quiz because he said I had ‘the look of a tired genius.’
He let me bring my dog to school because my dog was ‘more responsible than me.’
DaddyOdgers
DaddyOdgers is when Mr Odgers takes a white slip and then gives you the middle finger in front of the whole class. He’s the reason you’re still breathing.
He told the teacher I was sick, even though I was just eating chips in class.
He let me talk during the test because he said I was ‘doing a deep analysis of my life.’
He took the blame for me when I threw a pencil at the principal.
DaddyOFive fans
10-year-olds with brain damage who scream like banshees every time someone says DaddyOFive isn’t the best dad in the world. They think he’s a hero, even though he cried on camera and let his kids get yelled at for hours just to get more views.
"You’re wrong! He’s the best dad ever!" (while crying in the corner)
"He didn’t cry! It was fake!" (after the stepmom said it was real)
DM: "You’re a villain!" (because someone said he was a bad dad)
DaddyOFive fans
Kids who think they’re adults and act like they’re in a rage war every time someone disagrees with them. They love watching other kids cry and pretend they’re in a real-life horror show.
"You’re a monster!" (because someone didn’t like DaddyOFive)
Tweet: "He didn’t cry! It was fake!" (even though the stepmom said it was real)
DM: "You’re stupid!" (because someone said he was a bad dad)
DaddyOFive fans
Little kids who think they’re famous and act like they’re in a drama show every time someone says they’re not cool. They love seeing other kids cry and twist stories to make themselves look better.
Tweet: "He cried! He cried!" (even though it was on camera)
DM: "You’re a fake!" (because someone said he was a bad dad)
Text: "You’re not cool!" (because someone didn’t like DaddyOFive)
DaddyLoures
A guy who chases egirls like they're free pizza, and he might bonk you in ranked if he feels like it.
DaddyLoures just slid into my DMs asking if I wanted to duo ranked. I said no. He said, 'You’ll regret it.'
He called me a 'floppy noodle' in chat after I lost 3 games in a row.
He sent me a meme of himself crying in ranked with the caption, 'I’m not a DaddyLoures, I’m a failure.'
DaddyLoures
Some guy who thinks he's cool because he dates egirls, and he'll cuss you out in ranked if he feels like it.
He sent me a message that said, 'You’re gonna lose to me, and I’ll make you cry.'
He called me a 'dumbass' in chat after I won a game.
He posted a tweet saying, 'I’m not just a DaddyLoures, I’m a legend.'
DaddyLoures
A guy who chases egirls like they’re discounts, and he might punch you in ranked if he’s having a bad day.
He texted me, 'You’re gonna get wrecked in ranked, and I’m gonna laugh at you.'
He sent me a screenshot of his ranked stats and said, 'See? I’m better than you.'
He posted a story of him crying after losing to me and said, 'This is why I’m not a DaddyLoures.'
DaddyKrampus
Krampus turns into your dad and beats you with a chicken. He wears a maid costume or a boy toy outfit and gives you the worst spanking of your life.
My dad showed up as Krampus and spanked me with a chicken. I cried like a baby.
He came in a boy toy outfit and said, 'You should’ve done your homework.'
Krampus was my dad and he used a chicken to make me eat my veggies.
DaddyKrampus
Krampus is now your dad and he’s coming to ruin your life. He either wears a sexy outfit or a maid costume and will beat you with a chicken.
My dad came as Krampus and made me clean my room with a chicken.
He wore a sexy outfit and said, 'You’re grounded for life.'
Krampus was my dad and he beat me with a chicken in a maid outfit.
DaddyKrampus
Your dad is Krampus and he’s here to make you suffer. He might come in a sexy outfit or a maid costume and spank you with a chicken.
He came as Krampus in a sexy outfit and said, 'You failed math again.'
My dad dressed up as Krampus and spanked me with a chicken.
Krampus was my dad in a maid outfit and made me do 100 push-ups.
DaddyKhan
Khan will trade you cool art if you give him crime guns and will beat you senseless while you sleep
He promised me a masterpiece if I handed him my AK-47. I woke up with a black eye and a broken nose.
I gave him my shotgun, and he drew me a dragon. Then he kicked me in the gut.
He took my rifle and gave me a portrait. I got it back after he broke my ribs.
DaddyKhan
Khan wants your crime guns so he can draw you art and then punch you while you're trying to sleep
He drew me a fancy wolf, then hit me so hard I heard my teeth crack.
He took my pistol and gave me a dragon. Then he broke my wrist.
I gave him my gun, he gave me a portrait. Then he kicked me in the face.
DaddyKhan
Khan will take your guns and draw you art, but he'll also kick your ass when you're trying to rest
He gave me a fancy cat, then I got knocked out and woke up with a bruised rib.
He took my shotgun, drew me a bird, then I got hit so hard I vomited.
He drew me a cool dragon, but then he slammed me into the wall.
DaddyKat
DaddyKat is a soft old man with a face like a hairball he’s obsessed with getting 99 Lovings from his BabyKat he smells like old socks and he’s the worst at sniffing
DaddyKat just asked for 99 Lovings again I’m gonna die from the smell of his old socks
He sniffed me and I almost fainted it was that bad
He’s like a hairball with a face and he’s still asking for Lovings
DaddyKat
DaddyKat is a fuzzy old man who’s got a face like a pumice stone he’s always sniffing and he’s got sticky uppies he’s the reason BabyKat cries
He sniffed me and I cried like a baby
Sticky uppies are real and they’re from DaddyKat
He’s like a pumice stone with a face and he’s still sniffing
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