Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The god of all things cool who doesn't give a rat's ass about your problems.

'DaddySunshine is the only reason I passed math.'

'He’s like my personal god, but way more chill.'

'If DaddySunshine didn’t exist, I’d have to invent him and then punch him.'

2

The reason you don’t cry when you fail, because he’s already crying for you.

'I failed the test, but DaddySunshine cried harder.'

'He’s the only one who knows my secrets and still loves me.'

'I don’t need a therapist, DaddySunshine is my therapist.'

3

That one guy who’s always there, even when you’re a complete disaster.

'DaddySunshine showed up even when I had a meltdown in the hallway.'

'He’s like my personal guardian angel, but with more swagger.'

'I was a disaster, but he still showed up, that’s love.'

4

The only person who can calm you down when you’re screaming into the void.

'I was screaming into the void, but DaddySunshine showed up and gave me a pep talk.'

'He’s the only one who can shut me up when I’m going full chaos.'

'He turned my screaming into a motivational speech.'

5

The human version of a hero who never asks for anything in return.

'DaddySunshine is my hero, and he doesn’t even ask for candy.'

'He’s like a hero who saved me from my own stupidity.'

'He’s the best hero ever, and he doesn’t even know it.'

6

The only person who can make your day better, even when you’re a complete mess.

'He showed up and made my day better, even though I was a mess.'

'I was a mess, but he made me feel like a million bucks.'

'DaddySunshine turned my bad day into a good one, that’s magic.'