Someone who’s chill, but still makes you look like a fool. If you don’t smoke, you’re not even close to being a A'Naje. You’re just a ghost in the background.
You told a joke. A'Naje just stared at you like you had a bad haircut and a worse attitude.
You failed a test. A'Naje said, 'You should’ve studied. You didn’t even bring a snack.'
You tripped. A'Naje said, 'That was cute. I didn’t even notice.'
To make something disappear or turn into vapor. A’Lonify is like the magic spell of the weak. Use it too much and you’ll end up with crabs, a leaky hose, and a life of regret.
I A’Lonified my last pizza and now I’m stuck with a cold and a broken heart.
She A’Lonified her ex and now he’s got herpes and a debt to the mob.
I tried A’Lonify on my mom’s drama and now I’ve got a STD and a life sentence.
To vanish something or turn it into smoke. A’Lonify is for people who can’t handle their problems. If you A’Lonify too much, you’ll be broke, sad, and stuck with a bad haircut.
I A’Lonified my rent and now I’m stuck with a bad job and a beard.
He A’Lonified his stress and now he’s got a broken back and a bad habit.
She A’Lonified her problems and now she’s got a broken nose and a bad attitude.
To make something disappear or blow it up. A’Lonify is like a bad decision made by a desperate person. Too much A’Lonify and you’ll be broke, sad, and stuck with a face full of shame.
I A’Lonified my savings and now I’ve got a face full of shame and a bad credit score.
He A’Lonified his paycheck and now he’s got a face full of sadness and a broken chair.
She A’Lonified her problems and now she’s got a face full of regret and a bad hair day.
A person who’s nice but talks too much and won’t abandon you even if you’re a total mess. They’re always thinking too much and too loud, but they’re too scared to tell anyone how they really feel because they’re worried people will laugh at them.
DM: 'I’m gonna die tomorrow, but I’ll still text you 10 times before I go.'
Tweet: 'I thought about this for 2 hours but still didn’t say anything.'
Text: 'I’ll be there for you even if you’re crying in a public bathroom.'
A friend who’s always there even if you’re a mess, but they’re also the type to talk your ear off and then panic about it later. They’re too scared to be honest because they think everyone will judge them.
Text: 'I said 20 things but then cried in my pillow.'
DM: 'I’m going to be there for you even if I have to run through traffic.'
Tweet: 'I talked so much I forgot what I was talking about.'
A person who’s super nice and will stick with you no matter what, but they also ramble a lot and get lost in their own head. They’re too scared to tell anyone how they feel because they think people will throw things at them.
Text: 'I thought about it for 4 hours and still didn’t say anything.'
DM: 'I’ll be there even if I have to walk through a fire.'
They’re kind, they talk way too much, and they’ll stick with you even if you’re a disaster. But they’re always overthinking and too scared to admit how they feel because they think people will laugh at them.
Text: 'I talked so much I forgot what day it was.'
DM: 'I’ll be there even if you’re crying in a public bathroom.'
Tweet: 'I thought about it for 3 hours and still didn’t say a word.'
They’re the kind of friend who’s always there when you need them, but they’ll also talk your ear off and then get all worked up over nothing. They’re too scared to be honest because they think people will yell at them.
Text: 'I talked so much I forgot what I was talking about.'
DM: 'I’ll be there even if you’re crying in a public bathroom.'
Tweet: 'I thought about it for 2 hours and still didn’t say anything.'
If you're A'Kingston, you think you're better than everyone else. You probably think you're the only one who's ever been alive. Only a real king can be A'Kingston.
My friend is A'Kingston because he thinks he's the best at video games. He's not. He lost to my baby sister.
I got called A'Kingston because I said I'm gonna be the next president. I probably won't be.
My dog's best friend is A'Kingston. He barks at my dog like he's the king of the world.