A'Lonify
To vanish something or turn it into smoke. A’Lonify is for people who can’t handle their problems. If you A’Lonify too much, you’ll be broke, sad, and stuck with a bad haircut.
I A’Lonified my rent and now I’m stuck with a bad job and a beard.
He A’Lonified his stress and now he’s got a broken back and a bad habit.
She A’Lonified her problems and now she’s got a broken nose and a bad attitude.