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A surgery
Stabbing someone in the worst spot you can find while smiling like you're on vacation and saying 'A surgery' like it's a compliment.
My doctor poked me in the kidney and said 'A surgery' like I was a baby.
She jabbed me with a needle and called it a surgery. I'm still mad.
He stuck me in the stomach and said it was a surgery. I think he's lying.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A surgery
Getting sliced open, having your guts jostled like a drunk in a bar, and told it'll be fine, then getting sent to hell.
I got cut open, my insides got shaken, and I was told it was going to be easy. I was wrong.
He opened me up like a taco and said I'd be fine. I'm in hell now.
My surgeon took me apart like a puzzle and said I’d be fine. I’m now a ghost.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A surgery
When a doctor decides to rip you open, mess with your organs like they’re playing hide and seek, and stick you back together with thread and hope.
The surgeon opened me up like a bag of chips and messed with my organs. I was stuck with thread.
My doctor took me apart and sewed me back like I was a broken toy.
He cut me open, messed with my guts, and called it a day.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A surgery
Mixing two kinds of skoal like a drunk man in a tin, or moving old skoal into a new one like it’s a love affair.
I mixed my skoal like it was a messy relationship and called it a surgery.
He poured old skoal into a new tin like he was proposing.
She combined skoal like it was a fight and called it a surgery.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A surgery
What Americans do for fun. They take fake bits, stuff, and pieces, then pump, suck, tighten, and cut them like they’re in a fight.
Americans love cutting things up like it’s a wrestling match.
They take fake stuff and pump it like it’s a job.
They suck, tighten, and cut like they’re in a war.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A surgery
Turning into a vampire by shaking hands with someone, like speed dating but with fangs and a lack of sleep.
I turned into a vampire by shaking hands with a guy who looked like he didn’t sleep.
My vampire transformation felt like a bad speed date.
He turned me into a vampire like I was at a party.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A surgery
A girl’s way to get to the g-spot. If your mom is good, she’ll rub you until you scream, cry, and get a plane ticket to Nigeria for a surgery.
My mom rubbed me until I cried and got sent to Nigeria for a surgery.
She rubbed me until I screamed and had to fly to Nigeria.
My mom tortured me with rubs and got me a ticket to Nigeria.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A sunshine
The act of lighting yourself on fire like a fool
I tried to be a sunshine and now I look like a flaming hot dog.
She set herself on fire for a TikTok video. It was sad.
He tried to be a sunshine and ended up looking like a burnt marshmallow.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A sunshine
Sunshine is Hoseok who brings joy, but also the urge to slap someone.
Hoseok is my sunshine, but sometimes I want to slap him for being too cute.
My sunshine is so happy it makes me want to cry and punch a wall.
Hoseok is a sunshine, and I'm jealous of his happiness.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A sunshine
Sunshine is that person who makes you feel warm, but also wants to eat your face.
My sunshine is so bright, I can't see anything else.
He's my sunshine, but I swear he wants to eat my face.
That sunshine is so hot, I feel like I'm melting.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A sunshine
In England, it's a dirty word for a boy or a guy who doesn't know what he's doing.
My uncle called me a sunshine and I didn't know what that meant.
The cop said I was a sunshine and I felt insulted.
My teacher said I was a sunshine and I wanted to cry.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A sunshine
Sunshine is a nice person, but they're also a drama queen who ignores you on bad days.
Sunshine is my friend, but she ignored me when I needed her most.
My sunshine is nice, but she's also a drama queen.
Sunshine is smart, but she's also a bit of a diva.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A sunshine
A sunshine is someone you love, even if they're not in your life.
My sunshine is my favorite band, and I love them even though I'll never meet them.
My sunshine is a fictional character, and I would die for them.
My sunshine is my crush, and I love them even though they don't know I exist.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A sunshine
A sunshine is a nickname for someone you adore, and you're not afraid to tell them.
My sunshine is my girlfriend, and I tell her every day how much I love her.
My sunshine is my best friend, and I tell them I love them even when I'm being annoying.
My sunshine is my mom, and I tell her I love her even when I'm being a pain.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A sunset in my veins
A sunset in my veins means you’re popping pills like a meth-head at a candy store, and the blue ones are the only ones that don’t make you scream at your mom.
My psychiatrist says I need more blue pills. I say I need more chocolate and less drama.
Pete’s pills are the only thing keeping me from crying in math class.
I took three blue pills and now my veins look like a neon sign at a strip club.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A sunset in my veins
A sunset in my veins is when your blood turns into a neon sunset because you’re on meds, and you’re too high to care if your math test is coming.
My veins are so colorful, my doctor thinks I’m a walking Instagram filter.
I took my meds and now I look like a candy bar exploded in my body.
I told my teacher I was sick. I was just too high to do algebra.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A sunset in my veins
A sunset in my veins is when you’re so drugged up on blue pills, your blood looks like a goddamn sunset, and you don’t care if your life is a disaster.
I took my pills and now my veins look like a sunset. My life? Still a dumpster fire.
My veins are so pretty, I’m thinking about getting a tattoo of them.
I took my meds and now I’m too high to do my homework. Life’s a drag, but so are my veins.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A super offensive definition
A super offensive definition is when you insult someone so bad they probably want to punch you in the face and then eat your leftovers.
My mom called my dad a "smelly sock in a soup kitchen."
He told my teacher she looked like a "wet cat in a trash can."
She said my math test was so bad it made the calculator cry.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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