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A Fobia
When you're so scared of doing anything fun that you'd rather just sit in the corner and stare at the wall.
I got a phobia. I didn't go to the party. I just sat in the corner and stared at the wall.
My friend has a phobia. He didn't go out. He just sat on the couch and stared at the ceiling.
My dog has a phobia. He didn't go on a walk. He just sat there and stared at the wall.
A Fobia
When you see a Fiat Multipla and you're like 'What is this? Why is it so ugly? Why?'
I saw a Fiat Multipla and I screamed. 'What is this? Why is it so ugly?'
My friend saw a Fiat Multipla and cried. 'Why is it so bad?''
My dad saw a Fiat Multipla and yelled. 'That car looks like it was hit by a truck!'
A Flynn
A Flynn is a hot, amazing, and totally awesome person who makes you want to jump them in bed, on the couch, or even in the middle of a math test. They’re like a magical creature who makes your heart do backflips and your brain shut off.
Just saw a Flynn in the grocery store. I almost ran them over with my cart.
My Flynn kissed me and I forgot how to breathe. Classic.
I asked my Flynn for a date and they said yes. I cried.
A Flynn
Flynn is not just a name. It’s a lifestyle. It’s being awesome, being totally cool, and being someone who can make your day better just by showing up.
My Flynn walked in, and suddenly I was happy again.
I told my Flynn I loved them and they said, 'I know.'
Flynn walked in and I died. Then I came back to life.
A Flynn
A Flynn is someone who will stick with you even if you’re a total mess. They’ll love you no matter how many times you yell at them or forget their birthday.
My Flynn dated my best friend and still loved me. I’m confused.
I treated my Flynn like trash, and they still loved me. I’m weird.
I forgot my Flynn’s birthday, and they said, 'It’s okay. I remember yours.'
A Flynn
Being in like Flynn means you’re so lucky it’s almost unfair. Like you just got a free pizza and a raise and a pet dragon.
I just won the lottery. That’s like being in like Flynn.
I got promoted and my crush liked me. That’s in like Flynn.
I ate pizza for breakfast. That’s in like Flynn.
A Flynn
A Flynn has a penis so big it could probably be used as a ladder. Or a sword. Or a bridge.
My Flynn’s penis is so big it could be a ladder.
I saw my Flynn’s penis and I died. Then I came back to life.
My Flynn’s penis is so big it could be a sword.
A Flynn
A Flynn is your best friend, your laugh partner, and your emotional support animal. They’ll always be there for you, even if they yell at you like a madman.
My Flynn told me a joke and I laughed so hard I cried.
My Flynn yelled at me for 10 minutes. I still love them.
I felt sad, and my Flynn made it better with a stupid joke.
A Flynn
To Flynn means to eat like a monster, to drink like a sailor, and to do it all with wild enthusiasm.
I Flynned my pizza and ate it all in one bite.
I Flynned my drink and it was gone in seconds.
I Flynned my life and now I’m super happy.
A Flubwib
A flubwib is when some idiot brings up a dumb idea and then everyone starts judging it like it’s the last meal before death.
My cousin started a flubwib about pizza toppings and now my whole family is arguing about it like it’s a war.
My boss started a flubwib about whether the office should have a coffee machine or not. It’s been going on for weeks.
My sister started a flubwib about whether pineapple belongs on pizza. I’m still mad about it.
A Flubwib
A flubwib is that tiny annoying bug that lives in your pants and turns your balls into a burning hot mess.
I got a flubwib in my pants last night. I woke up screaming and my balls were on fire.
My flubwib came back for revenge after I forgot to wash my pants.
My flubwib is the reason I skipped work today. It’s that bad.
A Flow
Taking a dump before doing something so you can be relaxed and not distracted by your guts.
I did a flow before the game and scored 5 goals
She did a flow before the concert and ate 3 pizzas
He did a flow before the interview and passed out
A Flow
Rapping fast like a feral raccoon on speed, with your tongue rolling like a wheel of cheese.
He did a flow so fast I thought he was a robot
She did a flow and I had to rewind the tape twice
They did a flow and the beat almost exploded
A Flow
A magical state where your body moves like a robot and all your problems just vanish like a bad haircut.
I was in a flow and danced until my shoes fell off
She was in a flow and broke the floor with her moves
He was in a flow and hypnotized the entire crowd
A Flow
Being so chill you could sit in a hot sauna and not care if you melted into a puddle of sweat.
He was so flow he didn't even flinch when the teacher yelled at him
She was so flow she slept through the fire alarm
They were so flow they didn't even notice the principal peed in the pool
A Flow
A greasy hairdo that looks like a raccoon used a fryer for a hat and then died.
His flow looked like a fried raccoon
She wore a flow and her hair screamed for mercy
They both had flows and looked like they had been tortured by a fryer
A Flow
A hair style that is sacred and must be perfect or else your team will die in the worst way possible.
His flow was perfect and he scored a hat trick
Her flow was an overflow and the team lost 5-0
Their flow was too long and they got burned by 3 goals
A Flow
A rapper's superpower to rhyme like a madman while the beat hits harder than your ex’s texts.
He had a flow so strong it broke the mic
She had a flow that made the beat jealous
They had a flow and the crowd went wild
A Floor
When you stomp on the gas so hard the pedal is basically kissing the floor, like you’re trying to break the car’s soul.
Bro, I floored it so hard I felt my tires cry.
That kid started the race and the car screamed like it was being tortured.
I hit the gas so hard I thought the floor was gonna give me a high-five.
A Floor
What the floor is made of, like it's just a fancy version of dirt or concrete, but with a tiny bit of class.
The floor is just concrete, but it’s got a little bit of dignity.
They call it a floor, but it's basically just dirt with a nice haircut.
Floor? Pfft, that's just ground that got a promotion.
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