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'Did you hear? Sarah's ex is dating her mom's best friend!' 'No, I heard her mom's best friend is dating her ex's sister!' 'Wait, is that true?'

They spent 45 minutes talking about who wore what to the grocery store on Tuesday.

I walked into the room and they started arguing about whether the coffee was 'okay' or 'meh'.

'He said she called him a donut!' 'No, he said she called him a croissant!' 'Wait, is this a donut or a croissant?'

They were arguing about whether the sky was 'a bit blue' or 'very blue' for 20 minutes.

They started a fight over whether the pizza was 'slightly burned' or 'super burned'.

They spent the whole lunch break arguing about whether the soda was 'kinda flat' or 'super flat'.

I tried to leave the room, but they followed me just to argue about the color of the walls.

They had a 10-minute debate about whether the donut was 'good enough' or 'not good enough'.

They were yelling about the donut in the breakroom like it was a war.

They started a full-blown argument over whether the coffee was 'slightly hot' or 'very hot'.

They followed me into the hallway just to keep talking about the donut.

They spent 15 minutes talking about the donut and then forgot what they were talking about.

They had a 5-minute argument about the donut and then went back to talking about the coffee.

They started talking about the donut, then the coffee, then the walls, and then the ceiling.

My dog just ate my homework and got an A+

I turned my math teacher into a chicken

My mom said I was the best kid she ever had... then she screamed into a pillow

I aced the test by throwing confetti at the teacher

I made my math problems dance the cha-cha

My little brother turned my math homework into a pizza

I solved the equation by yelling at it

My math teacher tried to fight me and lost

I turned my homework into a superhero

I got a 100% by throwing glitter at the board

I turned my math teacher into a donkey

I made my math homework go viral

I did my math homework by fighting the math monster

I turned my math teacher into a chicken and a goat

My homework became a superhero and saved the day

I saw my ex with my best friend and my brain exploded.

My mom told me I had to clean my room and I lost it.

My dog ate my homework and I felt like crying.

My crush asked me to prom and I screamed in my bedroom.

My dad yelled at me for failing math and I cried in the hallway.

I got a 100% on my test and I did a victory dance in the kitchen.

My dog ran away and I cried all day.

I got grounded for a week and I threw a fit.

My friend broke my phone and I almost had a heart attack.

My crush texted me and I almost died from happiness.

My brother stole my snack and I yelled at him like a dragon.

I got a B+ and I felt like I was dying.

I failed my math test and I felt like I was going to fail life.

My mom yelled at me and I cried in my bed for hours.

My crush smiled at me and I felt like I was floating.

"I think that movie was like the best ever," he said, not knowing what the movie was about.

She tried to explain quantum physics like it was a TikTok trend.

He said he was a fan of the band, but he couldn’t name any of their songs.

He said he was a chef, but he couldn’t tell you the difference between a whisk and a spatula.

She tried to explain her life story in one sentence and it made no sense.

He said he was a doctor, but he didn’t know what a heartbeat was.

He tried to say goodbye but it came out like a giant rant about pizza.

She said she was going to bed, but it sounded like she was declaring war.

He tried to order a burger but it turned into a speech about his ex.

He said he was a pro gamer, but he couldn’t beat his little sister.

She said she was a rockstar, but she couldn’t sing a note.

He said he was a CEO, but he didn’t know what a spreadsheet was.

He tried to sound cool by saying, 'I’m just vibing,' but no one knew what that meant.

She said she was 'on cloud nine,' but she was just tired.

He said he was 'lit,' but he was just high.