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Daevun
So good-looking you make the moon jealous
My mom said I was Daevun when I won the talent show with a dance move.
He called me Daevun after I beat him at video games and gave him a haircut.
She texted me, 'You’re Daevun, I’m just here to watch you shine.'
Daevun
So attractive people start doing weird things just to look at you
My dad said I was Daevun when I wore his hat and his pants and his confidence.
She called me Daevun after I made her laugh so hard she fell off her chair.
He said I was Daevun when I ate the entire cake in one bite and still looked good.
Daevun
So good-looking you could start a war just by walking in
My brother said I was Daevun when I walked in wearing only a towel and a smirk.
She called me Daevun after I won the race and the talent show.
He said I was Daevun when I took his snack and his spotlight.
Daevon
A daevon is a person who’s nice and kind but also smart enough to know when to shut up and take the hit. Some people are too dumb to realize daevons don’t need leaders to tell them what to do.
Daevon is the only one who didn’t cry when I got suspended for eating the principal’s pizza.
My daevon friend just called my dad a f***ing idiot and got away with it.
Daevon didn’t even flinch when the teacher called him a disgrace and a f***ing disgrace.
Daevon
A daevon is like the calm in the storm. They’re kind, but if you mess with them, they’ll let you know you messed up, quietly and with a f***ing smirk.
Daevon just walked into the classroom and told the teacher she looked like a f***ing disaster.
Daevon didn’t even laugh when I told him I got a D on my math test.
Daevon said I was a f***ing mess and I didn’t even argue back.
Daevon
A daevon is a person who’s kind but also a f***ing genius. They don’t follow anyone, especially not you, and they’ll let you know when you’re wrong, in the nicest way possible.
Daevon told me I was a f***ing disaster and I believed him.
Daevon didn’t even flinch when I called him a f***ing idiot.
Daevon just walked in and said I looked like a f***ing mess.
Daevon
A daevon is a person who’s so kind, they’ll let you be a f***ing idiot, but they’re also smart enough to know when to walk away.
Daevon just said I looked like a f***ing mess and I believed him.
Daevon didn’t even laugh when I told him I got a D on my math test.
Daevon said I was a f***ing disaster and I didn’t even argue.
Daevon
A daevon is someone who’s kind, but also a f***ing genius who doesn’t need anyone telling them what to do. You wish you had a daevon in your life.
Daevon didn’t even flinch when I told him I got a D on my math test.
Daevon just said I looked like a f***ing disaster and I believed him.
Daevon didn’t even laugh when I called him a f***ing idiot.
Daevon
A daevon is the kind of person who’s nice, but also a f***ing genius who doesn’t need anyone telling them what to do. You’d be f***ed without one.
Daevon just said I looked like a f***ing disaster and I believed him.
Daevon didn’t even flinch when I told him I got a D on my math test.
Daevon didn’t even laugh when I called him a f***ing idiot.
Daevir
He's a Satan-loving piece of trash who thinks bitches are just side dishes. He walks around with his dick out like it's a badge of honor and plays cards with his friends while doing some weird finger thing called Touch the Penis. He's not a dad, he's a menace.
Daevir just called his mom a holy trinity of trash and said he'd rather eat shrooms than talk to her.
He tried to Touch the Penis in a church and got kicked out.
Daevir's card game was the only thing that kept his friends from burning down his house.
Daevir
He’s a mess who thinks Satan is his ex. He’s got a soft spot for bitches and likes to show off his junk everywhere. He smokes weed, eats shrooms, and sniffes blow like it’s going out of style. He’s not cool, he’s just loud.
Daevir got caught Touching the Penis in the grocery store and ran out screaming.
He told his mom he’d rather die than stop smoking shrooms.
He sniffed blow in the middle of a card game and won because he was high.
Daevir
He’s a trashy, Satan-fueled lunatic who thinks bitches are the best part of life. He doesn’t hide his junk, he flaunts it. He plays cards and does Touch the Penis like it’s a job. He’s the kind of guy who takes shrooms and still thinks he’s cool.
Daevir tried to Touch the Penis at a family reunion and made everyone cry.
He told his dad he was going to heaven with Satan and not him.
He got kicked out of a card game because he was too high on shrooms.
Daevion
A real motherfucker who don't need no help and don't play with the bitches he's got a tight grip on his girl and if you mess with him he'll rip your face off
You crossed Daevion? He's gonna come through your house like a tornado and take your face with him.
Daevion didn't even need no help to beat up that guy who messed with his girl. He just walked up and said, 'You ain't worth nothin'.'
Daevion's loyalty is like a dog. You don't want to mess with him, he'll be barking at you for life.
Daevion
Daevion is the kind of dude who can make your head explode with his cock size and he don't even need no help to do it
Daevion walked in the room and I literally had to take a breath. That cock was like a monster.
He showed me his cock and I almost fainted. That thing was like a spaceship.
Daevion's cock is so big, it's got its own zip code.
Daevion
A dude who'll be loyal if he feels like it but if you make him mad he'll forget all about that and remember why he's got a BIG LONG ASS DICK
He was loyal at first, but when I messed with his girl, he remembered why he's got that big cock.
Daevion was nice at first, but after I insulted him, he just stood there like a king with that big cock.
He was loyal, but I made him mad, and now he's got that big cock to back him up.
Daevion
A smoky, loud, weird dude who smokes like a dragon and will have sex with anyone he sees and screams like a banshee every time he talks
Daevion walks in and the room is filled with smoke and he starts screaming about how he's gonna have sex with everyone.
He smokes so much, he's got a cough that could shake the ground and he screams about sex like it's a religion.
Daevion walked in, lit up a cigarette, and screamed about having sex with a boy. It was wild.
Daevion
A sweet, funny, sassy guy who will make you laugh until you cry and will always be real with you even when he's being sassy
Daevion said something so sassy, I couldn't stop laughing for 10 minutes.
He made me laugh so hard, I cried. That's how sassy he is.
He was being sassy but still real with me, and that made me laugh even more.
Daevin
Daevin is a workhorse who never stops trying. He’s the kind of guy who’ll stay up all night studying and still have the energy to laugh at your bad jokes. He’s got a heart of gold and a brain full of smarts.
Daevin studied for 10 hours and still texted me 20 jokes. I’m impressed. 😂
He passed his math test and still took time to help me with mine. What a legend.
He’s the only guy who’d climb a mountain for his girlfriend. Literally.
Daevin
Daevin is the best friend you’ll ever have. He’s kind, doesn’t make you feel dumb, and will always have your back. He’s the kind of person who makes you feel like the king of the world.
He never laughs at my dumb jokes. He just smiles and says, ‘That’s cute.’
He’s the only one who’ll still talk to me after I texted him ‘I love you’ in all caps.
He’s my best friend and my boyfriend. I don’t know how I live without him.
Daevid
the worst human on earth don't even think about messing with daevid or you'll regret it
@daevid you better back off or I'm gonna beat you up
daevid is here and I'm scared
don't mess with daevid he'll tear you apart
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