Daevir
He’s a trashy, Satan-fueled lunatic who thinks bitches are the best part of life. He doesn’t hide his junk, he flaunts it. He plays cards and does Touch the Penis like it’s a job. He’s the kind of guy who takes shrooms and still thinks he’s cool.
Daevir tried to Touch the Penis at a family reunion and made everyone cry.
He told his dad he was going to heaven with Satan and not him.
He got kicked out of a card game because he was too high on shrooms.