Dafaquk
What the heck why you even bother me if you not my man
Dafaquk why you even here if you not my guy
Dafaquk why you texting me at 4 am
Dafaquk why you even talking to me if you not my man
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Dafaquk
Why the hell are you even talking to me if you not my guy
Dafaquk why you even here if you not my man
Dafaquk why you texting me at 5 am
Dafaquk why you even talking to me if you not my guy
Dafaquk
What the heck why you even bother me if you not my guy
Dafaquk why you even here if you not my man
Dafaquk why you texting me at 6 am
Dafaquk why you even talking to me if you not my guy
Dafaq
A loud and confused shout when something crazy happens
Dafaq?! My dog just ate my homework.
Dafaq? My teacher just gave me a pop quiz.
Dafaq! My friend dressed up as a chicken for school.
Dafaq
When you have no idea what is going on and your brain short-circuits
Dafaq? My cat is now wearing my hat.
Dafaq! My math test is in the trash.
Dafaq? My mom says I have to clean my room now.
Dafaq
A lazy way to say what the fuck because you're too lazy to type the whole thing
Dafaq? My phone is broken again.
Dafaq! My dog just bit my neighbor.
Dafaq? I have to do my homework now.
Dafaq
A loud yell when you see something so stupid it makes your brain hurt
Dafaq?! My brother dressed up as a pizza.
Dafaq! My teacher is wearing socks with sandals.
Dafaq? My dog just stole my lunch.
Dafaq
A shout of pure confusion when something impossible happens
Dafaq?! My dog just passed my math test.
Dafaq! My cat is now a superhero.
Dafaq? My mom is wearing my dad's hat to work.
Dafaling
it's when you're hanging out with someone but you're not dating. one person is too scared to commit. it's like a friendship with a side of lust and bad decisions.
hey, i miss you but i don't wanna date you yet. still dafaling tho.
i'll text you every day but i won't come over. classic dafaling.
i'm your secret admirer but i'm too shy to say it. dafaling for life.
Dafaling
you're stuck in the middle of friendship and romance. you like them but you're too chicken to take the leap. it's like being in a relationship but with no rules.
i'll flirt with you but i won't ask you out. dafaling is my favorite game.
we kiss but we don't say i love you. dafaling is the worst.
i'm your best friend but i also want to be your lover. dafaling.
Dafaling
you're not dating but you're not just friends. it's like being stuck in a love triangle with yourself. you want it but you're too afraid to admit it.
i'm your favorite person but i won't say it. dafaling is my life.
we text every day but we never see each other. dafaling is the worst.
i'm your secret crush but i won't tell you. dafaling for life.
Dafaling
you're halfway between a relationship and a friendship. you like them but you're too lazy to take it further. it's like being in a relationship but with no effort.
i'll kiss you but i won't say i love you. dafaling is the best.
we're best friends but we also have feelings. dafaling is the worst.
i'm your favorite person but i'm too lazy to ask you out. dafaling.
Dafaling
you're in a situation where you're not dating but you're not just friends. it's like having a crush on someone but you're too scared to take the next step. it's the worst.
i'm your secret admirer but i'm too shy to say it. dafaling.
we kiss but we don't say i love you. dafaling is the worst.
i'm your best friend but i also want to be your lover. dafaling for life.
Dafalaii
Dafalaii is when you want to make something sound extra stupid or extra cool by saying it twice, like a cheap magician with no talent
Dafalaii, I'm gonna eat this whole pizza by myself
This game is dafalaii fun
She's dafalaii pretty, but I still hate her
Dafalaii
Dafalaii is the verbal equivalent of wearing two hats at once and still looking like a fool
That movie was dafalaii bad
He's dafalaii rich, but he still buys cheap chips
This math problem is dafalaii hard
Dafalaii
Dafalaii is when you’re trying too hard to sound cool, and it just makes you look like a dork with a bad hair day
This music is dafalaii loud
This sandwich is dafalaii good
He’s dafalaii smart, but he still can’t do taxes
Dafalaii
Dafalaii is like saying ‘very’ but with more swear words and less brain power
This party is dafalaii awesome
This math test is dafalaii hard
She’s dafalaii pretty, but I still think she’s a fraud
Dafalaii
Dafalaii is when you say something twice just because you think it sounds cool, but it really just sounds like you're trying too hard
This food is dafalaii good
That game was dafalaii fun
He’s dafalaii cool, but he still can’t dance
Dafail
A loud shout that means you're so stunned by how bad something is you're too shocked to laugh.
Dafail! That math test was harder than my grandma’s spaghetti sauce.
Dafail! My dog tried to eat my homework and failed at it.
Dafail! I saw my teacher cry during the football game.
Dafail
A word you yell when someone does something so stupid it makes your brain hurt.
Dafail! My friend tried to talk to the cat and it hissed at him.
Dafail! I wore socks with sandals to school today.
Dafail! My mom tried to fix my computer and now it’s broken.