Discover Slang

A it up
When you’re making things better, upgrading, or making things fancier. Like when you go from a rusty old bike to a brand new one.
I just A it up my phone, it’s now fancy!
That car was old, now it’s A it up!
She A it up her outfit, now she’s the best dressed!
A it up
When you feel good, happy, and full of life. Like you’re on top of the world and nothing can stop you.
I’m A it up, I just got a new job!
He’s A it up, he’s got everything he wants!
She’s A it up, she’s got the whole world!
A it up
When you do something without thinking, like you just jumped into a pool because you felt like it.
I A it up and said I was the best at the game!
She A it up and left her job!
He A it up and married his crush!
A is the new V
Butt crack is the new vulva
My aunt said butt crack is the new vulva after my cousin got a tattoo there.
He posted a photo of his butt crack and said it's the new vulva.
At school, someone drew a sign that said 'Butt crack is the new vulva' near the bathroom.
A is the new V
Poop is the new pee
My brother said poop is the new pee because he can't stop pooping.
She texted me 'poop is the new pee' after I told her about my stomachache.
In the lunchroom, someone wrote 'poop is the new pee' on the table.
A is the new V
Face is the new place
He said face is the new place after he got a zit on his nose.
My friend texted me 'face is the new place' because she had a bad day.
At the party, someone wrote 'face is the new place' on the wall.
A is the new O
Means butt stuff is now better than mouth stuff. Everyone’s screaming it like it’s the truth. Girls fall for it because they think they’re not the only ones getting shat on.
My mom said, 'A is the new O, and I’m not going to let my kid get left out!'
My crush texted me, 'A is the new O, and I’m ready to try it.'
My teacher said, 'A is the new O, and I’m grading you based on how many times you’ve done it.'
A is the new O
Means butt stuff is now the popular thing to do. Gays love it because it means they can be butt stuff and not get called names.
My gay cousin said, 'A is the new O, and I’m finally getting some respect.'
My friend’s little brother said, 'A is the new O, and I’m going to beat my brother at it.'
My uncle said, 'A is the new O, and I’m going to start doing it at work.'
A idlercrit
a lazy gamer who lives in the world of simulators and idle games and acts like they’re a genius just because they clicked a button once
I spent 12 hours playing an idle game and still didn't get past level 3
He claims he's a pro at simulators because he owns three of them
She got mad at me because I didn’t log in to her idle game for a week
A idlercrit
a nerdy gamer who thinks simulators and idle games are the greatest invention since the wheel and calls everyone who doesn’t play them a fool
He told me my life was incomplete because I didn’t play an idle game
She said I was a failure because I didn’t own a simulator
He called my friend a moron for not logging into his game
A idlercrit
a gamer who plays simulators and idle games so much they forget how to talk to real people and think they're cool just because they got 1,000 coins
He got 1,000 coins and told me I was a nobody
She spent all her time on simulators and forgot about her crush
He talked to his pet simulator more than his mom
A idlercrit
a gamer who acts like simulators and idle games are the only things that matter and calls everyone else a waste of space
He said I was a waste of space because I didn’t play an idle game
She called my friend a waste of space for not logging in
He told me my life had no purpose because I didn’t own a simulator
A idlercrit
a gamer who is so obsessed with simulators and idle games they think they're a god and everyone else is a nobody
He told me I was a nobody because I didn’t play his simulator
She said she was a god because she got 1,000 coins
He called me a nobody for not logging in to his game
A idlercrit
a gamer who plays simulators and idle games so much they think they're the best and everyone else is just a loser
He said I was a loser because I didn’t log in to his game
She claimed she was the best because she had 5,000 coins
He called me a loser for not owning a simulator
A hurt
A hurt is a spot on your body that screams 'I was just abused by life.' It could be a bruise, a scratch, or a wound that looks like it was caused by a knife fight.
My knee is a hurt. I tripped and face-planted into the sidewalk. It's like my leg got a divorce.
My hand is a hurt. I dropped a whole bag of groceries on it. It's screaming for help.
My elbow is a hurt. I punched a wall and now it’s a masterpiece of pain.
A hurt
Hurtful is when someone rubs your nose in your failures or makes you feel like you're the weakest link in the chain of existence.
My mom was hurtful. She said I failed everything and that I’m a disgrace to my family.
My friend was hurtful. He told me I’m a total disaster and I should just give up.
My boss was hurtful. He said I messed up and I was the worst employee he ever had.
A hurt
Being in great need or distress is like being stuck in a bad situation and not knowing how to escape, like a rat in a trap.
I was in great need. My dog ran away and I had no money to find him.
My friend was in distress. Her phone broke and she had no way to call her mom.
I was in a bad spot. I lost my job and my car.
A hurt
When something is too bad, like when life gives you lemons and you're just like 'no thanks, I already got my orange juice.' It’s a funny way to say something wasn’t that bad.
My day was too bad. My dog ate my homework and I got detention.
My friend said 'too bad' when I spilled my coffee on my shirt.
I said 'too bad' when I missed my bus and was late to school.
A hurt
When someone hurts you in your feelings, it's like your heart got stabbed with a tiny fork. You don't need to be physically hurt to feel it.
My friend hurted me. He said I was a total disaster and I cried.
My mom hurted me. She said I wasn't trying hard enough and I felt terrible.
My teacher hurted me. She said I was the worst student ever and I wanted to die.
A hurt
A hurt is a place on your body that looks like it got run over by a truck. It could be a bruise, a burn, or something that looks like it was caused by a battle.
My foot is a hurt. I stepped on a nail and it’s like my foot got stabbed.
My arm is a hurt. I got hit by a ball and it looks like it got beat up.
My leg is a hurt. I fell off my bike and it’s like my leg was in a fight.
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