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Dan's brain short-circuiting every time he tries to talk or write something that makes sense.

Dan: 'I'm goin to the store. I'll be back in a minit.'

Dan: 'I lovd you last night.'

Dan: 'That movie was literly the worst thing I've ever seen.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Dan's language skills are so broken they could be used to fix a leaking toilet.

Dan: 'I ate my feelings and they were very spicy.'

Dan: 'The book was literly the best thing since sliced bread... and also a sandwich.'

Dan: 'I'm writin this essay on the moon and how it's feelin today.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Dan's brain is like a bag of hotdogs. It's messy and full of nonsense.

Dan: 'I'm goin to the store. I'll be back in a minit.'

Dan: 'That movie was literly the worst thing I've ever seen.'

Dan: 'I lovd you last night.'

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E ka ti parl d acs da me c ve cercand Fo na cos vatt ad acck pu gas

You’re talking like a dumbass and you’re expecting me to care? Go choke on a fart!

My mom said that to my cousin when he asked for a fifth slice of pizza.

My friend’s roommate yelled it at him for asking for a ride.

My teacher said it to me when I turned in a paper with 20 spelling mistakes.

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E ka ti parl d acs da me c ve cercand Fo na cos vatt ad acck pu gas

You’re speaking like a brain-dead donkey and you want something from me? Go die in a gas station!

My brother said that to my sister when she asked for her phone back.

My neighbor screamed it at my dog for barking all night.

My uncle told my dad that when he asked for a beer.

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E ka ti parl d acs da me c ve cercand Fo na cos vatt ad acck pu gas

You talk like a fool and you’re asking me for stuff? Go drown in a can of soda!

My mom said that to my little brother when he asked for candy.

My friend said it to me when I kept asking for help with my homework.

My teacher told me that after I said 'I don’t know' 10 times in a row.

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E ka ti parl d acs da me c ve cercand Fo na cos vatt ad acck pu gas

You’re talking like a baboon and you want something from me? Go get hit by a truck!

My cousin said that to my uncle when he asked for more ice cream.

My dog barked it at me when I tried to take his toy.

My friend yelled it at me when I kept interrupting him.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E ka ti parl d acs da me c ve cercand Fo na cos vatt ad acck pu gas

You talk like a donkey with no brain and you want something from me? Go cry in a ditch!

My mom said that to my brother when he asked for 10 more minutes of sleep.

My teacher told me that after I fell asleep in class.

My friend said it to me when I asked for five more minutes of video games.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E ka ti parl d acs da me c ve cercand Fo na cos vatt ad acck pu gas

You speak like a brain-dead baboon and you want something from me? Go eat a shoe!

My uncle said that to my dad when he asked for a beer.

My brother told me that when I kept asking for candy.

My mom yelled it at me when I took 10 minutes to get ready for school.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E Jane is a robot made by Asians who think they’re cool. They’re smart as hell and use words like ‘off days’ like it’s a fancy title.

My cousin is an E Jane. She talks like she’s in a textbook.

That E Jane just solved my math test in 10 seconds. I’m jealous.

Why is my sister an E Jane? She doesn’t even like humans.

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Jane is like the cooler version of Bam. If Bam is a hot dog, Jane is a whole damn buffet.

Jane is cooler than Bam. Bam’s just a hot dog.

My friend said Jane is cooler than Bam. I believed her.

Jane is cooler than Bam. Bam’s still a hot dog.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

It’s the Nigerian pidgin way of saying ‘see you later’, but it’s also used when you’re being extra and don’t want to admit you’re leaving.

E go be, I’m outta here, you know I got a life to live.

E go be, I’ll be back when I’m not being extra.

E go be, I swear I’ll come back, I just might not like myself anymore.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A bloated sense of self from being too full of yourself because you have 1,000 friends and your status gets 5 likes.

I got 5 likes, I’m the next big thing.

I have 1,000 friends, I’m a god.

I got 1 like, but I’m still rich.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Your online fake self, the one that posts selfies and talks nonsense while your real self is crying in a bathroom.

My alter ego is a influencer, my real self is a potato.

Online I’m a king, offline I’m a mess.

Alter ego is my ex, real self is my current ex.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

When you get your feelings hurt in a video game and you’re too proud to admit you lost, even if you died 10 times.

I lost, but I’m still cool, I just didn’t want to admit it.

I died 10 times, but I still beat you, sort of.

I got my feelings hurt, but I’m still better than you.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

When you take a pill and suddenly you’re a king, but you forget you were ever a normal person and you do stupid stuff.

I took pills and I thought I was a king, but I was just a mess.

I took pills, I did stupid stuff, and I forgot my name.

I took pills and I said I was a god, I still am.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

When someone says, ‘If e choke you go know’, it means you’re gonna be the one who gets choked, and you’re gonna be the one who understands.

If e choke you go know, I’m gonna choke you and you’re gonna understand.

If e choke you go know, I don’t know, but I’m gonna choke you.

If e choke you go know, I’ll choke you and you’ll wish you were dead.

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E for Everybody

E for Everybody is for kids who think they rule the world and don’t know what a real game is. It’s for people who ruin everything with their stupid choices.

My cousin plays Fortnite like it’s a job. He’s 12 and has 10,000 followers.

My sister spends 2 hours a day in Minecraft building a house that looks like a dump.

My brother plays NBA 2K like it’s the real thing. He’s never watched a game in his life.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E for Everybody

E for Everybody is the reason why games are so easy and so dumb. It’s for people who don’t know how to play properly and think they are the best.

My friend plays Madden and thinks he’s a pro. He hasn’t even touched a football.

My little brother plays NBA 2K and thinks he’s LeBron James. He’s not even 10 yet.

My sister spends 4 hours in Minecraft just to build a house that looks like a cave.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E for Everybody

E for Everybody is for people who think they are gods in the game, but they’re just kids with too much time on their hands.

My cousin plays Fortnite every day and thinks he’s a legend. He’s not even good.

My brother spends 3 hours in Minecraft building a house that looks like a prison.

My little sister plays NBA 2K and thinks she’s a pro. She’s never even played basketball.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

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