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E'are

A shout that sounds like someone is about to punch you, used to greet or pass something to someone in Northern England.

E'are! You're gonna get a punch if you don't move!

E'are! Here's your pizza, you lazy sod.

E'are! I'm telling you for the fifth time, the door is open.

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E'are

A stupid, loud way of saying 'Hey' or 'Here you go' that makes everyone around you want to scream.

E'are! You're gonna be late again, you useless twerp!

E'are! Here's your drink, you annoying prat.

E'are! I'm not your personal servant, you cheeky beggar.

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E'are

A rude, loud greeting or pass from someone in Northern England that sounds like they’re already mad at you.

E'are! I'm not going to repeat myself again, you thicko!

E'are! Here's your homework, you lazy bugger.

E'are! You missed the train because you're too slow, you oaf.

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E'are

A swear-filled way of saying 'Hey' or 'Here you go' that makes people roll their eyes and wish they were somewhere else.

E'are! You're gonna be late again, you useless lump!

E'are! Here's your food, you grumpy goblin.

E'are! You’re the worst friend ever, you cheeky chappy.

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E'are

A loud, stupid, and swear-filled way to say 'Hey' or 'Here you go' that makes you want to throw things.

E'are! You're the worst, you useless twit!

E'are! Here's your key, you grumpy gopher.

E'are! I’m telling you for the last time, it’s not a Monday yet, you thicko.

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E'Shekinah

A hot woman who tells you to stop being a f***ing mess and just be you. She’s like a holy f***ing vibe in a human body.

My ex said I was an E'Shekinah. I said, 'You were my E'Shekinah until you turned into a f***ing drama queen.'

My pastor’s daughter is an E'Shekinah. She lets me be a f***ing mess and still calls me 'son.'

My mom said my girlfriend was an E'Shekinah. I said, 'She’s also my best friend and my personal f***ing therapist.'

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E'Shekinah

A woman who takes your f***ing chaos and turns it into something holy. She’s like a f***ing saint with a good sense of humor.

My girlfriend told me I was an E'Shekinah. I said, 'You’re just f***ing tired of my mess.'

My sister is an E'Shekinah. She turned my f***ing room into a holy f***ing sanctuary.

My teacher called me an E'Shekinah. I said, 'You must be f***ing high.'

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E'Shekinah

A woman who f***ing loves you even when you’re a complete disaster. She’s like a f***ing miracle wrapped in a human body.

My girlfriend told me I was an E'Shekinah. I said, 'You’re just f***ing patient.'

My mom called my aunt an E'Shekinah. I said, 'She’s also my f***ing favorite person.'

My pastor said I was an E'Shekinah. I said, 'You’re just f***ing nice.'

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E'S OTHERWISE

A stupid anime that only farts and eats ramen in Japan

My cousin watches this anime and cries like a baby every day

This anime is so bad it made my dog stop barking

I tried to watch it once and got a headache and a food coma

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E'S OTHERWISE

A piece of garbage from Japan that only 10 people in the world understand

My teacher said it’s the worst thing ever made

My mom watched it once and threw up

I told my friend it was good and he laughed in my face

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E'S OTHERWISE

An insult to anime that only exists to make people mad

I got in a fight with my brother because he likes it more than me

My dog hates it and stares at me like I betrayed him

It’s so bad my cat left me

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E'Miah

E'Miah is a girl who acts all soft and sweet but will kick your ass if you say one bad thing about her friends

E'Miah smiled at me then kicked me in the shins when I called her friend a crybaby

She said 'I like you' then broke my nose for no reason

I asked her if she wanted a snack and she hit me with a spoon

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E'Miah

E'Miah is the girl who will beat you up for not doing her homework and also for doing it wrong

She yelled at me for getting a C on my math test

She punched me in the face because I forgot her lunch

She called me a ‘brain-dead dummy’ and threatened to fail me

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E'Miah

E'Miah is a girl who looks like a angel but will throw you out of a window if you mess with her

She threw me out of her window because I made fun of her dog

She looked calm but then hit me with a broom

She said 'you're not worth it' and kicked me out of her house

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E'Miah

E'Miah is someone who will bite your ear off if you don't do what she says

She bit my ear because I didn't pass her test

She said 'you're not my friend' and bit me

She bit me for not helping her with her math homework

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E'Miah

E'Miah is the girl who will scream at you until you cry and then laugh at you

She screamed at me for not doing my chores and made me cry

She laughed at me when I cried because I failed my test

She screamed so loud that my dog ran away

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E'Miah

E'Miah is the girl who will chase you down the hallway and punch you if you don't give her candy

She chased me down the hallway and punched me because I didn't give her candy

She said 'I'll punch you again if you don't give me more candy'

She ran after me and hit me with a backpack

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E'Laylah

E'Laylah is a hilarious, adorable, and sometimes the sweetest girl you ever saw, but don't let her smile fool you, she'll rip your face off if you mess with her.

You tripped over her foot. She laughed so hard she peed her pants.

She called you a "bald-faced idiot" in front of the whole class.

You said her crush was ugly. She sent you a DM that said, "I will haunt you in your sleep."

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E'Laylah

E'Laylah is cute and hilarious, but if you even think about hurting her, she'll make you wish you were never born.

You said her dog was fat. She showed up at your house with her dog and a bag of poop.

You skipped her birthday. She texted you, "I'll be at your house at 2 a. m. with a cup of hot coffee and a knife."

You called her a "fart in a hat." She laughed and then said, "I'll be your fart in a hat."

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E'Laylah

E'Laylah is a nice girl who will laugh at your jokes, but if you try to be a bully, she will make you cry and then laugh at you.

You made fun of her hair. She grabbed your lunch and threw it in the trash.

You said she was a "weirdo." She replied, "I'm weird. I'm also a monster."

You laughed at her during a test. She gave you a zero and a side-eye that could kill.

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