Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A loud, rude way to say 'Hey' or 'Here you go' that sounds like it came out of a swear-filled mouth in Northern England.

E'are! You're gonna miss the bus if you don't hurry up!

E'are! Here's your coffee, you drunk idiot.

E'are! I just told you the password was 'password'.

2

A shout that sounds like someone is about to punch you, used to greet or pass something to someone in Northern England.

E'are! You're gonna get a punch if you don't move!

E'are! Here's your pizza, you lazy sod.

E'are! I'm telling you for the fifth time, the door is open.

3

A stupid, loud way of saying 'Hey' or 'Here you go' that makes everyone around you want to scream.

E'are! You're gonna be late again, you useless twerp!

E'are! Here's your drink, you annoying prat.

E'are! I'm not your personal servant, you cheeky beggar.

4

A rude, loud greeting or pass from someone in Northern England that sounds like they’re already mad at you.

E'are! I'm not going to repeat myself again, you thicko!

E'are! Here's your homework, you lazy bugger.

E'are! You missed the train because you're too slow, you oaf.

5

A swear-filled way of saying 'Hey' or 'Here you go' that makes people roll their eyes and wish they were somewhere else.

E'are! You're gonna be late again, you useless lump!

E'are! Here's your food, you grumpy goblin.

E'are! You’re the worst friend ever, you cheeky chappy.

6

A loud, stupid, and swear-filled way to say 'Hey' or 'Here you go' that makes you want to throw things.

E'are! You're the worst, you useless twit!

E'are! Here's your key, you grumpy gopher.

E'are! I’m telling you for the last time, it’s not a Monday yet, you thicko.