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E'lajah
E'lajah is like a superhero. She’s the bodyguard and main squeeze of all the boys. But she doesn’t just take friends, she checks them out like they’re in a talent show.
She told my friend he was a fraud and then made him do 50 push-ups.
She texted me and said, 'You’re not cute enough to be my friend.'
She saw my crush’s fake smile and called him out in front of the whole class.
E'lajah
E'lajah’s friends are lucky. She’s not just your average friend, she’s a genius who sees right through you like you’re wearing a shirt made of glass.
She caught me eating my lunch in class and made me do 20 laps around the track.
She told my crush I was a 'dumb bimbo' and then gave him a slap.
She knew I had a crush on her and made me sing the whole school anthem.
E'lajah
E'lajah is the best friend you could ever have. She’s got brains, a great sense of humor, and she’s not afraid to kick your ass if you mess with her.
She texted me and said, 'You’re not cool enough to hang out with me.'
She saw my crush cheating and made him do 100 sit-ups.
She caught me eating in class and made me write my name on the board 10 times.
E'kya
Super loyal asf. Sweet as pie but will stab you in the back if you look at her wrong. She hides her feelings like a fat kid hides candy. Still keeps her head up even when the world is trying to crush her.
E'kya is like my bestie but also my ex. She texts me every day but blocks me when I ask why she's mad.
She cried in the bathroom after I said I liked someone else but still texted me like nothing happened.
She called me at 2 a. m. just to say she missed me but then said she was mad at me for being annoying.
E'kya
She’s the most loyal person you’ll ever meet. But don’t mess with her. She’s got a soft spot for you but will make you feel like dirt if you cross her. She’s got a heart of gold and a mouth of fire.
She sent me a 10-minute voice note crying about my dumb joke but still laughed at me when I texted her later.
She told me she’d never talk to me again but still came to my birthday party and brought cake.
She called me at 3 a. m. to yell at me for not texting her back but then sent me a heart emoji.
E'kya
She’s got the heart of a saint and the mouth of a sailor. She’ll be there for you through anything but don’t even think about making her mad. She hides her feelings like a thief hides money. Still stands tall even when the world is against her.
She sent me a 500-word text about how I was the best friend ever but then said she hated me for not texting her enough.
She showed up at my school in a full outfit just to tell me she missed me but then said I was annoying.
She texted me 20 times in one day to say she was fine but then cried in the bathroom when I didn’t reply.
E'kya
She’s got feelings but won’t admit it. She’ll be your best friend forever but will also make you feel like the worst person alive if you do anything wrong. She’s got a heart of gold and a brain of bricks. Still stands tall no matter what.
She texted me 10 times to say she was fine but then called me at 1 a. m. to yell at me for not texting her enough.
She came to my house with a cake but then said I was annoying and left.
She sent me a voice note crying about my dumb joke but then sent me a heart emoji.
E'kya
She’s loyal as hell but don’t you dare try to mess with her. She hides her feelings like a kid hides snacks. She’s got a heart of gold and a brain made of bricks. Still stands tall no matter what the world throws at her.
She sent me 20 texts saying she was fine but then called me to yell at me for being annoying.
She showed up at my school wearing a shirt that said I was the best friend ever but then said I was the worst person alive.
She cried in the bathroom but still texted me every day.
E'jahney
E'jahney is a pain in the butt to people she hates but she'll be your best friend if you bring her candy. She's goofy as hell and will fight for you like a mad dog if you get messed with. She works her ass off and doesn't ask for help unless she's dying.
E'jahney: 'You called me fat? I'll beat you up in gym class.'
E'jahney: 'I don't need help with math. I'll fail and you'll be sorry.'
E'jahney: 'I'm gonna get you back for that prank. I swear.'
E'jahney
E'jahney is a total mess when she's sad, but she won't let you see it. She talks total nonsense to everyone and doesn't care if she's being a total idiot. She works like a beast and doesn't back down from anyone.
E'jahney: 'I'm gonna turn my phone off and cry in my pillow.'
E'jahney: 'I don't care if I failed the test. I'm still cool.'
E'jahney: 'I said stupid stuff to my mom. I'm gonna die.'
E'jahney
E'jahney is the kind of person who'll yell at you for no reason but will still help you when you're in trouble. She's weird and doesn't shut up, but she's got a heart of gold and doesn't let anyone walk all over her.
E'jahney: 'Why are you even here? I don't know you!'
E'jahney: 'I'm gonna help you even though you're annoying.'
E'jahney: 'I won't let you laugh at me again. I swear.'
E'jahney
E'jahney is a total lunatic who doesn't know when to stop talking. She'll be your best friend one second and your enemy the next. She fights like a wild animal and works like a mad person to get what she wants.
E'jahney: 'I'm gonna talk until you're deaf!'
E'jahney: 'I'm your best friend. Then I'm your worst enemy.'
E'jahney: 'I'm gonna work until I'm tired and you're tired too.'
E'jahney
E'jahney is a heartbreaker who hides her feelings like a total coward. She'll say whatever she wants to anyone and doesn't care if people laugh at her. She's got a wild side and doesn't let anyone tell her what to do.
E'jahney: 'I broke his heart. I'm not sorry.'
E'jahney: 'I'm gonna say stupid stuff to my teacher. I don't care.'
E'jahney: 'I'm not a coward. I'm just hiding my feelings.'
E'guda
E’guda is the lazy man’s way of saying anything. It’s like when you’re too tired to think and just say ‘whatever’ but with more attitude and less brain.
Bro, I just got yelled at by my mom. E’guda.
This test is trash. E’guda.
Why are you crying? E’guda.
E'guda
E’guda is the most basic reply you can give. It’s like when you’re too dumb to think of a better answer and just say the same stupid thing over and over again.
Why is the sky blue? E’guda.
You failed my test. E’guda.
Your dog pooped on my shoe. E’guda.
E'guda
E’guda is the secret weapon of the weak. When you can’t handle life, you just say E’guda and pretend everything is fine.
My mom is screaming at me. E’guda.
I just got grounded. E’guda.
I failed my math test again. E’guda.
E'guda
E’guda is the sound of someone giving up. It’s like when you’re too tired, too mad, or just too lazy to say anything else.
I just got a D on my test. E’guda.
My dog ate my homework. E’guda.
My mom is yelling at me again. E’guda.
E'guda
E’guda is the go-to phrase for people who don’t know what they’re saying. It’s like when you’re too confused to think of a real answer and just throw E’guda at the problem.
What’s the answer? E’guda.
I don’t know what this is. E’guda.
Why is this happening? E’guda.
E'erybody
A super trashy, low-life way to say everyone. Like they’re all bums and you’re the only sane person.
E'erybody was robbing the store except me. I just watched.
E'erybody got caught. Even the dog.
E'erybody laughed when I fell off the ladder.
E'erybody
A loud, rude, and profane way to say all people. Like you just threw a punch at the whole world.
E'erybody was talking at once. It was like a loud, angry party.
E'erybody got in trouble. Even the teacher.
E'erybody called me a loser. I didn’t care.
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