E'lajah

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E'lajah is super smart, hilarious, and tall. She knows what’s best for her friends and keeps all the drama to herself. If you mess with her, she’ll kick your ass so hard you’ll be crying for your mom.
E'lajah just walked into the cafeteria and made the whole table shut up.
She told my crush I was an idiot and then gave him a wedgie.
She knew I was lying about my grades and made me eat a whole pizza in front of everyone.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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E'lajah is like a superhero. She’s the bodyguard and main squeeze of all the boys. But she doesn’t just take friends, she checks them out like they’re in a talent show.
She told my friend he was a fraud and then made him do 50 push-ups.
She texted me and said, 'You’re not cute enough to be my friend.'
She saw my crush’s fake smile and called him out in front of the whole class.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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E'lajah’s friends are lucky. She’s not just your average friend, she’s a genius who sees right through you like you’re wearing a shirt made of glass.
She caught me eating my lunch in class and made me do 20 laps around the track.
She told my crush I was a 'dumb bimbo' and then gave him a slap.
She knew I had a crush on her and made me sing the whole school anthem.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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E'lajah is the best friend you could ever have. She’s got brains, a great sense of humor, and she’s not afraid to kick your ass if you mess with her.
She texted me and said, 'You’re not cool enough to hang out with me.'
She saw my crush cheating and made him do 100 sit-ups.
She caught me eating in class and made me write my name on the board 10 times.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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