E(s)
The cutest, most perfect person ever. Like a unicorn with a glitter butt
C e r e s is the cutest
C e r e s is adorable
C e r e s is my soulmate
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E(s)
A girl on GaiaOnline who posts dumb gifs and everyone hates her for her giant boobs
C e r e s is the best
C e r e s is a giant boob
C e r e s is my favorite
E(n)
Everything or nothing. Used by people who think their dumb post is the greatest thing ever, but everyone else thinks it’s garbage.
"E(n) is the only thing that makes sense in this world!", @joe420
"E(n) is why I don’t talk to people anymore.", @sallyiscool
"E(n) is just my way of saying I’m important.", @billyblaze22
E(n)
Erect Nipples. Usually seen when someone is too cold, too excited, or just too weird.
"E(n) at 2 AM. I don’t know why.", @sarahcool
"E(n) is my favorite part of the day.", @billybob99
"E(n) is just my body being weird.", @tommyguy101
E(n)
Everything or nothing. Also a place where people yell at the internet about stuff they don’t understand.
"E(n) is my life now.", @alex3000
"E(n) is why I don’t have friends.", @jessie7
"E(n) is my new religion.", @mikeiscool
E(n)
Early and Often. A stupid phrase used by people who think they’re smart because they showed up before everyone else.
"E(n) is my way of being cool.", @jake22
"E(n) is why I’m always tired.", @saraheveryday
"E(n) is just me being early.", @davidiscool
E(n)
You’re lying in bed all day, thinking the person you like hates you, and you’re being a total idiot about it.
"E(n) is my life now.", @jakeiscool
"E(n) is why I didn’t go out with them.", @lilyguy
"E(n) is my new favorite thing.", @tommyiscool
E(n)
You Don’t Even Know. Used by people who are clueless and think they’re cool for being clueless.
"E(n) is why I’m always wrong.", @sally3000
"E(n) is just me being clueless.", @jimmyiscool
"E(n) is my new favorite phrase.", @alexguy123
E(n)
An extremist nutbag in charge. The kind of person who thinks they’re the best and everyone else is stupid.
"E(n) is my favorite show.", @mikeiscool
"E(n) is why I don’t watch TV anymore.", @saraheveryday
"E(n) is the worst thing ever.", @jakeiscool
E'z upk
Eighteen's coming up and it's gonna be a total mess!
Yo, E'z upk, I’m gonna get wasted and probably end up in the hospital.
E'z upk, I’m outta here, I’ve got a hangover and a broken heart.
E'z upk, I’m gonna eat everything in sight and then pass out.
E'z upk
Eighteen's here, and it's time to go full retard!
E'z upk, I’m bringing the snacks and the chaos.
E'z upk, I’m gonna dance on tables and make a fool of myself.
E'z upk, I’m gonna drink until I can’t see straight.
E'z upk
Eighteen's up, and it's time to start the madness!
E'z upk, I’m bringing the pizza and the drama.
E'z upk, I’m gonna scream, sing, and possibly cry.
E'z upk, I’m gonna be the life of the party and the reason it ends badly.
E'z upk
Eighteen's up, and it's time to lose your mind!
E'z upk, I’m gonna drink, fight, and possibly break something.
E'z upk, I’m gonna laugh until I cry and then cry until I laugh.
E'z upk, I’m gonna be the one who starts the whole mess.
E'z upk
Eighteen's coming, and it's time to get stupid!
E'z upk, I’m gonna be the one who talks to the ceiling.
E'z upk, I’m gonna eat pizza for breakfast and then regret it.
E'z upk, I’m gonna be the one who brings the trash can to the dance.
E'z upk
Eighteen's here, and it's time to go full idiot!
E'z upk, I’m gonna sing off-key and make everyone cringe.
E'z upk, I’m gonna spill drinks and make a mess of everything.
E'z upk, I’m gonna be the one who says stupid stuff and no one will remember it.
E'twaun
A hot motherfucker who hits on fat bald bitches and makes them cry
E'twaun walked into the bar and every bald woman turned around.
He texted me, 'I seen you eatin' that whole burger. You fat enough for me.'
At the gym, he told my aunt, 'You look like my ex's mom.'
E'twaun
A man who’s too good for regular bitches, but still fucks bald ones
He asked my mom out, and she said, 'You’re too ugly for me.'
He was eating pizza with my cousin and said, 'You’re too fat for me.'
He showed up at my school and told my teacher, 'You look like my ex's mom.'
E'twaun
A bald bitches nightmare who makes them feel bad and then fucks them
He called my grandma and said, 'You look like my ex's mom.'
He walked into my lunch and said, 'You’re too fat for me.'
He texted my brother, 'Your mom looks like my ex's mom.'