E'z upk

Yo, E'z upk, I’m gonna get wasted and probably end up in the hospital.

E'z upk, I’m outta here, I’ve got a hangover and a broken heart.

E'z upk, I’m gonna eat everything in sight and then pass out.

E'z upk, I’m bringing the snacks and the chaos.

E'z upk, I’m gonna dance on tables and make a fool of myself.

E'z upk, I’m gonna drink until I can’t see straight.

E'z upk, I’m bringing the pizza and the drama.

E'z upk, I’m gonna scream, sing, and possibly cry.

E'z upk, I’m gonna be the life of the party and the reason it ends badly.

E'z upk, I’m gonna drink, fight, and possibly break something.

E'z upk, I’m gonna laugh until I cry and then cry until I laugh.

E'z upk, I’m gonna be the one who starts the whole mess.

E'z upk, I’m gonna be the one who talks to the ceiling.

E'z upk, I’m gonna eat pizza for breakfast and then regret it.

E'z upk, I’m gonna be the one who brings the trash can to the dance.

E'z upk, I’m gonna sing off-key and make everyone cringe.

E'z upk, I’m gonna spill drinks and make a mess of everything.

E'z upk, I’m gonna be the one who says stupid stuff and no one will remember it.