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Baboonale
A human who can't tell the difference between a joke and a brick to the face.
He laughed when I told him I was going to jail for stealing candy.
He thought I was being sarcastic when I said 'I love you.'
He cried when I told him I was moving to another state.
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Baboonale
A person so lost in their own brain they think the sun is just a giant flashlight.
He told me the sun was out because it was 'too bright for the moon.'
He tried to talk to the sun because he thought it was his friend.
He thought the moon was following him because it was 'too quiet.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Baboonale
A human who thinks the alphabet is just a list of things you can eat.
He tried to eat the letter 'B' because it looked like a biscuit.
He thought the letter 'Q' was a question and answered it with a burger.
He tried to drink the letter 'M' because it was 'milk-shaped.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Baboonale
A person who can't tell the difference between a problem and a punchline.
He laughed when I told him my car was broken.
He thought my job was funny because I had to wear a suit.
He told me my dog was just being dramatic when it barked at the mailman.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Baboon-smuggla
a guy who thinks he's the king of the school just because he knows the hottest girl's phone number and talks like a brain-dead donkey around her
He tried to text her 20 times a day and still got blocked.
He asked her to prom and brought a cake that was just a bunch of glitter and frosting.
He tried to impress her by doing a backflip in the hallway and face-planted into a locker.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Baboon-smuggla
a man who believes he's the most attractive person on Earth and acts like a total idiot whenever he sees a pretty girl
He screamed her name in the cafeteria and got kicked out.
He tried to flirt with her by saying 'You're my queen' and then tripped over his own shoelaces.
He told her he was a superhero and had a cape in his backpack.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Baboon-smuggla
a guy who thinks he's the main character of a movie and acts like a complete moron when he's near hot girls
He texted her 'I love you' in all caps and then cried when she ignored him.
He tried to kiss her during lunch and got caught by the principal.
He said he'd move to her town just to be near her and then forgot about it the next day.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Baboon-ass pussy
A vagina so big and red it looks like a baboon’s butt after it got hit by a truck.
My cousin’s pussy looked like a baboon’s butt after it got hit by a truck. I almost fainted.
That girl’s labia were so swollen, I thought she was a baboon that got kicked by a donkey.
Her pussy was so big and red, it looked like a baboon’s butt got painted with glitter and ketchup.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Baboon-ass pussy
A pussy so swollen and red it makes a baboon’s butt look like a tiny cherry.
Her labia looked like a baboon’s butt got squeezed by a giant sandwich press.
I saw a baboon’s butt, and then I saw her pussy. The baboon looked like it had a face lift.
Her swollen lips looked like a baboon’s butt got stuck in a blender.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Baboon-ass pussy
A vagina so big and red it could make a baboon’s butt blush.
That girl’s pussy was so big, it made a baboon’s butt look like it was on a diet.
Her labia were so red, they looked like a baboon’s butt got doused in hot sauce.
I saw her walk in, and I thought a baboon had just walked in with a face full of glitter.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Baboon pussy
A vagina so messed up it looks like it got hit by a truck and a monkey at the same time.
My cousin’s vagina looked like it had been used as a wrestling ring.
After the party, her pussy was a disaster zone.
She looked like she’d been dragged through a mud puddle and a baboon’s butt.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Baboon pussy
A pussy that’s been used so much it’s like a baboon’s butt got a face-lift and a new identity.
She looked like she’d been used by a whole troop of baboons.
Her labia were so swollen, they looked like they were about to explode.
That girl’s pussy was a full-on baboon butt revival.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Baboon pussy
A vagina so raw and red it looks like it got run over by a baboon and a truck.
After that guy’s marathon sex session, her pussy was a total wreck.
She looked like she had a baboon and a truck fighting inside her.
Her labia were so red, it looked like they were on fire.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Baboon kool-aid drinker
Black folks who think Kool-Aid is the only drink worth swallowing
My cousin tried coffee and cried. Classic baboon kool-aid drinker.
Why buy soda when you can just punch the Kool-Aid packet?
He got fired for pouring Kool-Aid in the boss’s coffee.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Baboon kool-aid drinker
Black people who only drink Kool-Aid because it’s easier than thinking
She spilled her Kool-Aid and broke down. Never mind the mess.
He said he’d rather die than try a new flavor.
They fought over the last packet of grape Kool-Aid like it was gold.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Baboon kool-aid drinker
Black folks who only drink Kool-Aid and pretend it’s fancy
He served Kool-Aid in a fancy cup and called it ‘sparkle juice.’
She brought Kool-Aid to a wine tasting and said it was ‘premium.’
He paid $20 for a Kool-Aid smoothie and still said it was ‘too sweet.’
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Baboon bumping
It's like a jungle in there with screaming and butt sweat everywhere!
I had baboon bumping in my garage and my neighbor called the cops.
My cousin’s baboon bumping was so loud I thought the house was on fire.
My dog ran out of the room during my baboon bumping session.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Baboon bumping
You’re basically fighting for dominance with your pants on!
My brother and I had a baboon bumping contest during the Super Bowl.
My girlfriend’s baboon bumping was like a wrestling match.
I tried to do baboon bumping and got a headache from the noise.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Baboon bumping
It's when you're too drunk to care and just scream into the void!
I did baboon bumping at 2 a. m. and my roommate hates me now.
My friends and I had baboon bumping after drinking 10 beers.
I did baboon bumping in my mom’s kitchen and she threw stuff at me.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Baboon Tits
A girl with flat, flappy boobs that look like a baboon’s, full of hair and gross. Her nipples point down like she’s ashamed of her body.
My cousin’s boobs look like a baboon’s butt. I’ve seen worse.
That girl in class has the worst Baboon Tits I’ve ever seen. I almost vomited.
Her Baboon Tits are so hairy, I think she’s growing a beard.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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