Baboonale

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A human who can't think straight and acts like a confused monkey in a trash can.

My cousin tried to explain TikTok to me. It was like watching a goat try to play piano.

He asked me if the sky was blue because he thought it was a color of a shirt.

He still thinks the internet is a place where people live.

A person so dumb they think the moon is made of cheese and it's just waiting for them to eat it.

She told her boss she was leaving because the coffee was 'too loud.'

He tried to argue with the traffic light because it turned red.

He thought his phone was broken because it didn't sing to him.

A human who can't tell the difference between a joke and a brick to the face.

He laughed when I told him I was going to jail for stealing candy.

He thought I was being sarcastic when I said 'I love you.'

He cried when I told him I was moving to another state.

A person so lost in their own brain they think the sun is just a giant flashlight.

He told me the sun was out because it was 'too bright for the moon.'

He tried to talk to the sun because he thought it was his friend.

He thought the moon was following him because it was 'too quiet.'

A human who thinks the alphabet is just a list of things you can eat.

He tried to eat the letter 'B' because it looked like a biscuit.

He thought the letter 'Q' was a question and answered it with a burger.

He tried to drink the letter 'M' because it was 'milk-shaped.'

A person who can't tell the difference between a problem and a punchline.

He laughed when I told him my car was broken.

He thought my job was funny because I had to wear a suit.

He told me my dog was just being dramatic when it barked at the mailman.