Baboon-smuggla
a guy who thinks he's the king of the school just because he knows the hottest girl's phone number and talks like a brain-dead donkey around her
He tried to text her 20 times a day and still got blocked.
He asked her to prom and brought a cake that was just a bunch of glitter and frosting.
He tried to impress her by doing a backflip in the hallway and face-planted into a locker.