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pahsece
these people live in a walled garden. They've rewritten reality so their delusions feel like facts to them.
Q follower telling Trump supporters 'the deep state is killing Americans' on Twitter while ignoring actual violence
man claiming the moon landing was faked despite 800,000 photos
blogger saying vaccines cause autism then deleting all posts when criticized
pahsece
pahsece is the online equivalent of a religion, same dogma, same forbidden knowledge, same in-group superiority.
antisemite telling Jewish person 'you don't really believe that about 9/11'
conspiracy theorist blocking anyone who questions their narrative
man posting infographic claiming climate change is hoax then getting angry when scientists correct him
pahrumpian
Pahrumpian: someone from that Nevada desert shithole. They're all cheap bitches who think they own the place.
found my keys in a Pahrump strip club trash can
my ex's mom lives here and won't move out so I bought her a one-way ticket to Detroit
Pahrumpians will steal your car if you leave it unattended for 10 minutes
pahrumpian
These people are genetically incapable of maintaining basic hygiene. Shaving cream is a foreign concept to them.
saw one at the grocery store without armpit hair. I felt like vomiting
the guy at my job wore socks with holes in his bare feet
they use wet wipes instead of soap because they're afraid of touching a sink
pahrumpian
Every month on the 1st, hordes show up driving half-assembled wooden cars. They camp in Walmart and eat free food until their hosts kick them out.
police found a Pahrumpian skeleton inside his own abandoned car
they set up a makeshift kitchen at Costco during off-hours
a truckload of mattresses showed up overnight
pahoua
pahoua's the dumbest girl on earth. She won't shut up about her period, she pees in public, and she thinks she's hot stuff.
damn it man i got my period again
wait what are you wearing under there?
i'm going to Starbucks just to use their bathroom
pahoua
pahoua don't know how to count. She'll spend two hours shopping for toilet paper because she ran out, then tell you the brand doesn't exist.
how much is this?
i dunno
then just give me ten
pahoua
pahoua thinks gravity's optional. Falls off chairs, trips on nothing, and somehow manages to get herself in trouble without trying.
how did you cut your arm?
i don't know
that was a fucking knife bitch
pahoochie
a fat bitch who'll bang your ass without asking
nigga just walked in my apartment... she's been sleepin on the couch for days. told her to fuck off and she laughed.
meet my new roommate, pahoochie from across town. we've already made love three times.
she don't talk much but that ass moves like a freight train
pahoochie
someone who's easy in bed and always willing to go down on you
this chick is a pahoochie, been with three guys this week already.
my ex was such a pahooche before she got serious. now she don't even get hard for me.
pahoos only sleep with men they're attracted to
pahoochie
a slutty girlfriend or hook up partner who makes you feel like garbage
she calls every guy she sleeps with a name. that's pahoochie behavior.
ugh, this bitch is so fucking used. i'm just the other thing on her list.
pahoos don't have boundaries and they'll take whatever they can get
pahoo
dick in her mouth. pure oral sex.
babe just keep suckin', dont stop
feel so good shit falling out me
take it deep
pahoo
slutty bitch getting off on being used. cum dumpster.
look at my phone, watchin some porn?
mfw she texts back immediately after orgasm
she says dont stop even when shes crying
pahoo
piss play. letting it drip down her thighs while he fucks her.
open your mouth and let me taste you
here comes another load right in my throat
she starts moaning from the vibration
pahone
A derogatory name my brother uses to call me. The exact meaning's lost in time.
bro, you're such a pahone
stop being a fucking pahone and eat your food
you absolute pahone
pahone
Someone who's so uncool they make other people laugh at them. Like a fart in an elevator.
that joke? nah, you're just a pahone
bro that was cringe enough to make me check my phone for laughs
she walked into the room and everyone started laughing
pahone
Someone whose existence is an annoyance. They're not hated, just tolerated with mild disgust.
another pahone at this party? give me a real drink
don't sit next to him, he's a Pahone
who the fuck is that guy anyway?
pahola
This damn rockstar eats pie for breakfast and will roast your soul if you don't reply on Kik fast enough.
OMG @Sarah is a total pahola, she just killed the quiz while eating apple crumble! 🥧🔥
Yo, message me on Kik or I will judge your life choices like a true pahola boss.
That girl is such a pahola; she baked us all pie and then crushed our group project with ease.
pahola
A fierce young goddess who slays everything she touches, brings joy to your chaos, and devours more pie than a hungry bear.
She is the definition of pahola energy, turning our boring meeting into a party with her amazing dance moves.
You need this pahola in your circle because she fixes bad days with laughter and delicious homemade treats.
Meet the new pahola on our team who can solve any problem while holding a slice of cherry pie.
pahola
Check out this stunning queen with curves for days and a brain that will shut you down if you disrespect her crew.
Do not mess with her, or that pahola and her squad will make your entire week a living nightmare.
She is such a hot pahola who can explain complex math while rocking the best outfit in the room.
If you ignore this cool girl, expect to be humiliated by her and her fierce backup team.
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