pahrumpian

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Pahrumpian: someone from that Nevada desert shithole. They're all cheap bitches who think they own the place.

found my keys in a Pahrump strip club trash can

my ex's mom lives here and won't move out so I bought her a one-way ticket to Detroit

Pahrumpians will steal your car if you leave it unattended for 10 minutes

These people are genetically incapable of maintaining basic hygiene. Shaving cream is a foreign concept to them.

saw one at the grocery store without armpit hair. I felt like vomiting

the guy at my job wore socks with holes in his bare feet

they use wet wipes instead of soap because they're afraid of touching a sink

Every month on the 1st, hordes show up driving half-assembled wooden cars. They camp in Walmart and eat free food until their hosts kick them out.

police found a Pahrumpian skeleton inside his own abandoned car

they set up a makeshift kitchen at Costco during off-hours

a truckload of mattresses showed up overnight