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Eamon Quinn and Luke Palmer
Eamon Quinn and Luke Palmer are two delusional kids who think they’re gods, but they’re just fighting over a love interest while the world burns.
Eamon turned a pizza into a portal to another dimension. Luke just threw a cheeseburger at him and said, 'You’re welcome.'
They fought over a girl in a mall, and now the escalators are on fire.
Luke used his demon powers to steal Eamon’s lunch. Eamon turned it into a giant sandwich monster.
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Eamon Quinn and Luke Palmer
Eamon Quinn and Luke Palmer are two idiots who think they’re saving the world, but they’re just fighting over a girl and making everything explode.
Eamon used his angel powers to make the sky pink. Luke used his demon powers and made it explode. Now it’s just purple.
They got into a fight in the middle of a concert, and the drummer turned into a dragon.
Luke tried to kiss the love interest, but Eamon turned it into a karate match with a robot.
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Eamon Patterson
A 6'2' meathead with a cock so big it looks like a horse kicked the door down. He’ll flirt with any girl who walks by, like they’re his new toy.
He hit on my sister and called her 'the snack of the century'
He pulled my mom and said she was 'his new side dish'
He asked my dog if it wanted to be his new cock sock
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Eamon Patterson
Eamon Patterson’s cock is so huge it's got its own zip code. Scientists say it’s caused by a condition called 'Horse Cock' because it’s so long it lays on the floor.
He tried to fit his cock in my backpack and broke the zipper
He told my teacher he was going to 'have a long talk with the board'
He asked my brother if he wanted to be his cock sock
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Eamon Patterson
Eamon Patterson has the longest cock in the world. It's longer than the school bus. It's so long, it's got its own nickname: 'The Longest Long.'
He tried to wrap his cock around the flagpole and it broke
He told my dad he was going to 'have a long conversation with the ceiling'
He asked my cat if it wanted to be his cock sock
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Eamon Holmes
A guy who thinks he's a genius but is just lucky and has a bad attitude.
Eamon Holmes walked into the room like he owned it. He didn't even say hello. Just stared at me like I was in his way.
He solved the problem in 10 seconds. I had to look it up. He called me a failure in front of everyone.
He texted me at 2 a. m. with a math question. I asked why he didn't just Google it. He said I was too dumb for Google.
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Eamon Holmes
A human calculator who thinks he's a detective and won't shut up about it.
He solved the mystery in 30 seconds. I still didn't know who did it. He explained it like I had a learning disability.
He started a debate in the cafeteria about who the real detective was. It took 10 minutes and got the teacher involved.
He called me a clueless rookie. I called him a show-off. He said I didn't know the meaning of the word 'clue.'
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Eamon Doubt it
A stupid phrase that Eamon's buddy says when they think they're being smart but actually are just being loud and dumb.
'Eamon Doubt it' said after he dropped his phone in the toilet.
'Eamon Doubt it' yelled when he got beat up by a kid in second grade.
'Eamon Doubt it' said when he tried to explain the universe with a stick.
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Eamon Doubt it
A useless phrase that Eamon’s buddy uses when they’re too proud to admit they’re wrong and too dumb to be right.
'Eamon Doubt it' said after he got kicked out of the library for eating a sandwich.
'Eamon Doubt it' said when he tried to fight a robot with a banana.
'Eamon Doubt it' said when he tried to be a wizard but failed.
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Eamon Doubt it
A stupid line that Eamon’s buddy shouts when they think they’re cool but are just loud and dumb.
'Eamon Doubt it' said when he tried to be a superhero but tripped.
'Eamon Doubt it' said after he ate the entire pizza by himself.
'Eamon Doubt it' said when he tried to talk to a goat and it ran away.
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Eamon Blair
Lives in a gaming box and ate spaghetti like it was a last meal
Eamon Blair is the only person who can beat a game while eating spaghetti with his hands
He played 12 hours straight and still had spaghetti on his face
Spaghetti is his power-up and gaming is his religion
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Eamon Blair
Would rather die than stop playing games, and he still had spaghetti on his shirt
He ate spaghetti while fighting a boss and won
Spaghetti was his weapon and gaming was his war
He played until his spaghetti was gone and his eyes were closed
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Eamon Blair
Is a human gaming machine and still has spaghetti on his fingers
He played all night with spaghetti in his hair
Spaghetti is his sidekick and gaming is his life
He ate spaghetti and played games like it was a duel
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Eammur
Real good stuff. Who the hell is this girl. I don’t want to be your friend. She won’t stop watching me.
Legit shit. Who is she. I don’t want to be friends with you. She won’t stop following me.
Real good stuff. Who the hell is this girl. I don’t want to be your friend. She won’t stop watching me.
Actual good stuff. Who is this person. I don’t want to be friends with you. She won’t stop following me.
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Eammur
Actual good stuff. Who is this person. I don’t want to be your buddy. She just won’t stop tracking me.
Actual good stuff. Who is this person. I don’t want to be your buddy. She just won’t stop tracking me.
Real good stuff. Who is this girl. I don’t want to be your friend. She just won’t stop watching me.
Legit good stuff. Who is this person. I don’t want to be your buddy. She just won’t stop following me.
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Eammur
Real good stuff. Who the hell is this girl. I don’t want to be your buddy. She just won’t stop watching me.
Real good stuff. Who the hell is this girl. I don’t want to be your buddy. She just won’t stop watching me.
Legit good stuff. Who is this person. I don’t want to be your buddy. She just won’t stop tracking me.
Actual good stuff. Who is this girl. I don’t want to be your friend. She just won’t stop following me.
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Eammon Holmes
A man who talks on the TV like he's the king of the world and everyone else is just a bunch of nobodies.
He started GMTV like he had a death wish and a microphone.
He’s so full of himself, he thinks the sun revolves around him.
He talks so much, I'm surprised he doesn't have a second job as a parrot.
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Eammon Holmes
A guy from Ireland who thinks he's the best presenter ever, even though he's just there to make the rest of us feel bad.
He’s from Ireland, but he’s got more ego than a whole country.
He’s the kind of person who would argue with a dictionary.
He talks so much, he might as well be a radio.
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Eammon Holmes
A man who’s on TV so much, he probably forgot how to live outside of it.
He lives on GMTV so much, he might as well be a ghost.
He’s on the TV so much, I think he’s starting to believe he’s a god.
He's on the screen so often, I wonder if he has a second face.
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Eammon
Eammon is a guy who’s so nice you could almost believe he’s not a total softie. He’s smart, funny, and never lets a fight start, even if he’s the one who should be yelling the loudest. He’s like the human version of a perfect day.
Eammon walked into a room and immediately fixed everyone’s problems. No one even noticed.
He got into a fight and just laughed it off. Everyone else got hurt.
He took the blame for a failed project and made it sound like a success.
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