Eamon Holmes
A human calculator who thinks he's a detective and won't shut up about it.
He solved the mystery in 30 seconds. I still didn't know who did it. He explained it like I had a learning disability.
He started a debate in the cafeteria about who the real detective was. It took 10 minutes and got the teacher involved.
He called me a clueless rookie. I called him a show-off. He said I didn't know the meaning of the word 'clue.'
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