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D-Bagery
Doing something so stupid and self-centered that you make everyone else look like genius.
My friend said he didn't need to study for the test. He failed. That was D-Bagery.
My mom said I couldn't go to the concert unless I cleaned my room. I did it in 3 minutes. That was D-Bagery.
My neighbor told me his dog eats pizza. I told him mine eats my homework. That was D-Bagery.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
D-Bagery
Being so full of yourself that you think you're the best at everything, even when you're clearly not.
My friend said he could beat anyone in a rap battle. He lost to a 6th grader. That was D-Bagery.
My teacher said I could have extra credit if I did my work. I didn't do it and still got extra credit. That was D-Bagery.
My cousin said his video game character was the best. It was a baby. That was D-Bagery.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
D-Bagery
Acting like you're the king of the world when you're clearly the worst at everything.
My dad said he could beat anyone at chess. He lost to my little brother. That was D-Bagery.
My brother said he could do 10 push-ups. He did one. That was D-Bagery.
My mom said she could cook the best pizza. It was just bread and ketchup. That was D-Bagery.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
D-Bagery
When you do something so stupid and unnecessary that it makes your brain look like it's on fire.
My friend said he didn't need to wear pants to school. He wore socks. That was D-Bagery.
My teacher said I could leave the classroom if I wanted. I left and came back 10 minutes later. That was D-Bagery.
My cousin said he could eat a whole pizza in one bite. He choked on it. That was D-Bagery.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
D-Bagery
Being so full of yourself that you think everyone else is a total failure just because you're not.
My brother said he was the best at everything. He failed his math test. That was D-Bagery.
My dad said he could beat anyone at video games. He lost to my little brother. That was D-Bagery.
My mom said she could cook the best soup. It was just hot water and cereal. That was D-Bagery.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
D-Bag Harris
A guy who shoves cash into stonks and refuses to sell GME even when it's about to fall off a cliff
Bro just bought 1000 shares of GME and said, 'I ain't leaving till this thing hits 1000.'
He texted me, 'You're a coward if you sell GME.'
He kept yelling at his screen like it was a personal insult.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
D-Bag Harris
A man who thinks the stock market is a game and GME is the only team worth betting on
He bet his last dollar on GME and said, 'I'm not going out like this.'
He sent a DM: 'You're not a real man if you don't hold GME.'
He cried when GME dropped 20% and said, 'This is the end of the world.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
D-Bag Harris
A dude who throws money at stonks like it's a punchline and won't let GME die
He threw a fit when GME hit $10 and said, 'You're not funny if you sell.'
He texted me: 'I'm holding GME till it reaches 1000 or I die.'
He screamed into his phone like it was a therapy session.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
D-Bag Hag
A girl who isn't a total waste of space but still hangs with, sleeps with, and dates total d-bags at d-bag bars and acts like they're the best thing since sliced bread. She's like a fag hag, but with worse douches.
Why would you date that guy? He smells like a gym sock and a pizza box.
He's not a total waste of space, but he's close.
He's the best thing since sliced bread. I've seen the bread.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
D-Bag Hag
A girl who puts up with total d-bags because she thinks they're cool. She hangs with them, dates them, and even sleeps with them, even though they're the worst.
He's not cool. He's a total waste of time and space.
She dates him because he's the worst.
She even sleeps with him. I don't know how she lives.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
D-Bag Hag
A girl who dates, sleeps with, and hangs out with d-bags at d-bag bars, and still says they're the best. She's like a fag hag, but she's surrounded by total d-bags instead of fags.
He's the best. He's also the worst. I've seen both.
She dates him at d-bag bars. That's not a good look.
She's like a fag hag, but with more d-bags.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
D-Bag Hag
A girl who doesn't deserve a total d-bag, but she dates them anyway. She hangs with them, sleeps with them, and still says they're the best. She's like a fag hag but with d-bags.
He doesn't deserve her. But she still dates him.
She sleeps with him. I don't know why.
She still says he's the best. That's not true.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
D-Bag Hag
A girl who's not a total waste of space, but she still hangs out with, dates, and sleeps with d-bags. She thinks they're the best, even though they're the worst.
He's the best. He's also the worst. She still dates him.
She dates d-bags. She doesn't know what's good for her.
She hangs out with d-bags. That's not smart.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
D-Bag Hag
A girl who isn't the worst, but she still dates d-bags. She hangs with them, sleeps with them, and acts like they're the best. She's like a fag hag, but with d-bags.
He's not the worst. She still dates him.
She sleeps with d-bags. I don't get it.
She acts like they're the best. They're not.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
D-BAMF
a person who is so bad ass they make your grandma cry and your dog run away.
my cousin ate three whole pizzas and still beat me in a wrestling match. pure d-bamf.
that guy just robbed a bank and still had time to text me. d-bamf.
i failed my math test and then destroyed the teacher's car. that's d-bamf.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
D-BAMF
when someone is so bad ass they make your mom's best friend blush and your dad yell.
i punched a wall and it broke. i'm d-bamf.
she skipped school, dyed her hair purple, and still aced the test. d-bamf.
he just got arrested and still had time to text me. d-bamf.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
D-BAMF
a human who is so bad ass they could make a dragon blush and a vampire cry.
i ran a marathon in my pajamas and still won. d-bamf.
he broke my phone, my mom's phone, and my dog's phone. d-bamf.
she failed her exam and then ate my entire lunch. d-bamf.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
D-BAMF
when someone is so bad ass they could beat up a superhero and still have time to text you.
i got detention and then beat up the principal. d-bamf.
he skipped class, ate a whole cake, and still passed the test. d-bamf.
she yelled at my dog and then won the game. d-bamf.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
D-9341
A D-Class who’s basically a god with a save button. He gets demoted for being too good, and he’s got the luck of a thousand monkeys. His name is Benjamin Oliver Walker.
He just got hit by a truck and came back with a pizza.
He died 10 times but still showed up for lunch.
He got turned into a monster and then saved himself with a button.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
D-9341
A D-Class who’s so good he should be a researcher. He survives everything and always gets a second chance. His name is Benjamin Oliver Walker.
He was burned to ashes and came back with a cup of coffee.
He got turned into a zombie and then just hit reload.
He got crushed by a bear and then walked out like nothing happened.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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