D-Bag Harris

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A guy who shoves cash into stonks and refuses to sell GME even when it's about to fall off a cliff

Bro just bought 1000 shares of GME and said, 'I ain't leaving till this thing hits 1000.'

He texted me, 'You're a coward if you sell GME.'

He kept yelling at his screen like it was a personal insult.

A man who thinks the stock market is a game and GME is the only team worth betting on

He bet his last dollar on GME and said, 'I'm not going out like this.'

He sent a DM: 'You're not a real man if you don't hold GME.'

He cried when GME dropped 20% and said, 'This is the end of the world.'

A dude who throws money at stonks like it's a punchline and won't let GME die

He threw a fit when GME hit $10 and said, 'You're not funny if you sell.'

He texted me: 'I'm holding GME till it reaches 1000 or I die.'

He screamed into his phone like it was a therapy session.