D-Bag Hag
A girl who doesn't deserve a total d-bag, but she dates them anyway. She hangs with them, sleeps with them, and still says they're the best. She's like a fag hag but with d-bags.
He doesn't deserve her. But she still dates him.
She sleeps with him. I don't know why.
She still says he's the best. That's not true.