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D.L. Romancing

Being the sneakiest lover ever. You make your moves while everyone else is distracted.

I D. L. romanced my neighbor. Her husband is a snorer.

I made out with my crush in the library. No one saw me.

She’s my D. L. girl. I’m her secret love.

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D.L. Romancing

Flirting behind people’s backs. You’re the love thief who never gets caught.

I’m D. L. romancing her. Her husband thinks she’s at work.

He’s my D. L. guy. He texts me during his lunch break.

I’m getting her coffee. I’m also getting her heart.

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D.L. Romancing

Making love moves without anyone noticing. You’re the silent lover in the crowd.

I D. L. romanced her. Her kids think she’s on a phone call.

He’s my D. L. man. He texts me while his wife is cooking.

I made out with my crush in the hallway. No one saw a thing.

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D.Khánh

A person who gets an 8.5 or higher in English when taking the exam for high school. They're like the kings of grammar and vocabulary.

I got an 8.5 in English. I'm a D. Khánh now.

That kid got an 8.5 in English. He's a D. Khánh. I'm just a peasant.

I'm a D. Khánh. I got 8.5. My cousin got 9. He's a D. Khánh too, but a better one.

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D.Khánh

Someone who scores super high in English on their 10th-grade entrance exam. They're the ones who make you feel like you're not good enough.

I got 8.5 in English. I'm a D. Khánh. You're just a normal person.

That D. Khánh got 8.5. I only got 7. I'm so jealous.

I'm a D. Khánh. I got 8.5. My friend got 8. He's a D. Khánh too, but I'm better.

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D.Khánh

You're a D. Khánh if you got an 8.5 or more in English on the 10th-grade exam. You're the people who make everyone else feel like failures.

I got 8.5 in English. I'm a D. Khánh. I'm better than you.

That D. Khánh got 8.5. I only got 7.5. I'm not a D. Khánh.

I'm a D. Khánh. I got 8.5. I'm the best in the class.

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D.K.R.K.

Don't Keep Random Keys. If you find a key, it's not yours. Don't be a greedy fool.

I found a key on the floor. I kept it. Now I have no idea where it goes. Stupid me.

My friend found a key. He kept it. Now he's stuck in a random room with no exit. Loser.

You found a key. You kept it. Now you're the reason we're all stuck here. You're the worst.

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D.K.R.K.

Don't Keep Random Keys. If you don't know where the key goes, don't keep it. It's just a waste of time and space.

I found a key. I kept it. Now it's just sitting in my pocket. Useless.

My brother found a key. He kept it. Now he's got a key with no lock. Ridiculous.

You found a key. You kept it. Now you're just holding a paper clip. Pathetic.

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D.K.R.K.

Don't Keep Random Keys. If you keep a key you found, you're just asking for trouble. Don't be a dummy.

I found a key. I kept it. Now I'm stuck with a key that doesn't fit any door. What even is this?

My friend found a key. He kept it. Now he's stuck with a key that leads to a dead end. Total fail.

You found a key. You kept it. Now you're stuck with a key that leads to a room with no light. You're doomed.

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D.K.R.K.

Don't Keep Random Keys. If you find a key, it's not yours. Don't be a selfish jerk.

I found a key. I kept it. Now I'm the only one who knows where it goes. Selfish much?

My brother found a key. He kept it. Now he's got all the keys and I have none. That's not fair.

You found a key. You kept it. Now you're the reason I have no keys. You're a jerk.

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D.K.R.K.

Don't Keep Random Keys. If you keep a key, you're just making things harder for everyone else. Don't be a pain.

I found a key. I kept it. Now I have no idea where it goes. Everyone else is confused.

My friend found a key. He kept it. Now he's confused and I'm even more confused. Double pain.

You found a key. You kept it. Now I'm the only one who knows where it goes. You're a pain.

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D.K.N.Y.

It means Donna Karen New York. The most annoying pair of twins ever. They walk into a room and everyone’s mood goes to hell.

Donna and Karen walked into my mom’s kitchen and turned her lasagna into a disaster.

My teacher said Donna and Karen are like a bad combo of glitter and glue.

I saw Donna and Karen on the bus and immediately texted my mom: ‘We’re doomed.’

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D.K.N.Y.

A secret group in the US government that makes sure Donna and Karen are everywhere. They’re like the evil side of the FBI.

The D. K. N. Y. was behind my crush’s sudden obsession with Donna and Karen.

My dad said the D. K. N. Y. was why his coffee tasted like glitter.

My teacher said the D. K. N. Y. was why we had to do a project on fashion.”

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D.K.F.M.

A Norwegian way to yell when life is being a total pain in the ass. It’s like when you’re so fed up you want to punch the day.

D. K. F. M. when my math teacher gave me a pop quiz on pi.

D. K. F. M. after my dog ate my homework and my mom yelled at me.

D. K. F. M. when my friend forgot my birthday and my phone died.

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D.K.F.M.

Used when things go from bad to worse and you just want to scream into a pillow.

D. K. F. M. when my mom said I had to clean my room before I could watch my favorite show.

D. K. F. M. when my bike got stolen and it was my only way to get to school.

D. K. F. M. when my pet goldfish died and my dog ate it.

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D.K.F.M.

A loud shout of frustration when everything is going wrong and you’re just plain tired of it all.

D. K. F. M. when my dog peed on my brand new shoes.

D. K. F. M. when my friend took my snack and my teacher didn’t notice.

D. K. F. M. when my mom forgot my birthday and my dad forgot mine too.

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D.JBOYBLUE

D. JBOYBLUE is a black kid from Massachusetts who raps about how no amount of bleach or self-loathing will turn him white and how white people are stuck being white too, no matter how much they whine about it.

My mom tried to bleach my skin to make me white, but I just rapped about it.

White kids cry about being white, but I just laugh and drop a beat.

I told my teacher, 'You can't change me, I'm a dark skin.' She gave me detention and a C.

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D.JBOYBLUE

D. JBOYBLUE is a guy who made an album called 'Can't Change I'm a Dark Skin' because he got tired of people telling him he was too black and he decided to tell them all about it.

I made an album because my white friends kept saying I was too dark.

My album is about how I can't turn white no matter how hard I try.

I told my classmates, 'Can't change I'm a dark skin,' and they all laughed at me.

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D.JBOYBLUE

D. JBOYBLUE is a Massachusetts kid who raps about skin color like it's a curse, and he made a whole album about it because he was tired of people telling him he was too black.

My album is about how I can't change my skin color no matter how much I try.

I told my mom, 'I'm not going to be white, I'm staying dark.'

I rapped about my skin color in front of the whole school.

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D.JBOYBLUE

D. JBOYBLUE is a kid who raps about how you can't change your skin color, and he made an album to prove it, even though it took him two years and six months to finish it in high school.

It took me two years to make my album because I was too busy being black.

I made an album about how I can't turn white no matter how hard I try.

I told my teacher, 'This album is about skin color, and I'm not changing mine.'

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