D.K.F.M.

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A Norwegian way to yell when life is being a total pain in the ass. It’s like when you’re so fed up you want to punch the day.

D. K. F. M. when my math teacher gave me a pop quiz on pi.

D. K. F. M. after my dog ate my homework and my mom yelled at me.

D. K. F. M. when my friend forgot my birthday and my phone died.

Used when things go from bad to worse and you just want to scream into a pillow.

D. K. F. M. when my mom said I had to clean my room before I could watch my favorite show.

D. K. F. M. when my bike got stolen and it was my only way to get to school.

D. K. F. M. when my pet goldfish died and my dog ate it.

A loud shout of frustration when everything is going wrong and you’re just plain tired of it all.

D. K. F. M. when my dog peed on my brand new shoes.

D. K. F. M. when my friend took my snack and my teacher didn’t notice.

D. K. F. M. when my mom forgot my birthday and my dad forgot mine too.