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Don't Keep Random Keys. If you find a key, it's not yours. Don't be a greedy fool.

I found a key on the floor. I kept it. Now I have no idea where it goes. Stupid me.

My friend found a key. He kept it. Now he's stuck in a random room with no exit. Loser.

You found a key. You kept it. Now you're the reason we're all stuck here. You're the worst.

Don't Keep Random Keys. If you don't know where the key goes, don't keep it. It's just a waste of time and space.

I found a key. I kept it. Now it's just sitting in my pocket. Useless.

My brother found a key. He kept it. Now he's got a key with no lock. Ridiculous.

You found a key. You kept it. Now you're just holding a paper clip. Pathetic.

Don't Keep Random Keys. If you keep a key you found, you're just asking for trouble. Don't be a dummy.

I found a key. I kept it. Now I'm stuck with a key that doesn't fit any door. What even is this?

My friend found a key. He kept it. Now he's stuck with a key that leads to a dead end. Total fail.

You found a key. You kept it. Now you're stuck with a key that leads to a room with no light. You're doomed.

Don't Keep Random Keys. If you find a key, it's not yours. Don't be a selfish jerk.

I found a key. I kept it. Now I'm the only one who knows where it goes. Selfish much?

My brother found a key. He kept it. Now he's got all the keys and I have none. That's not fair.

You found a key. You kept it. Now you're the reason I have no keys. You're a jerk.

Don't Keep Random Keys. If you keep a key, you're just making things harder for everyone else. Don't be a pain.

I found a key. I kept it. Now I have no idea where it goes. Everyone else is confused.

My friend found a key. He kept it. Now he's confused and I'm even more confused. Double pain.

You found a key. You kept it. Now I'm the only one who knows where it goes. You're a pain.