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pain-waller
when you deliver pain like it's your full-time job and they’re just a punching bag with feelings.
You kicked your little sister for taking your snack.
Your friend told everyone your secret, so you gave them a wedgie in front of the class.
You beat up your math teacher because he made you do 100 problems.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
pain-popping
A pain-popping is when someone says something so stupid and rude that it makes you want to punch them in the face and cry at the same time.
My mom said I failed math because I didn't study. I studied for 10 hours. She's a pain-popper.
My crush told me he only dates girls who are rich. I'm broke, so I'm a pain-popper now.
My teacher called my essay 'the worst thing I've ever read.' That was a pain-popping.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
pain-popping
A pain-popping is like getting hit with a bag of bricks and then being laughed at by the whole class.
My dad said I was too lazy to clean my room. The entire family laughed at me. That was a pain-popping.
My friend said my drawing looked like a blob. I was crying in the corner. That was a pain-popping.
My crush asked me out and then told everyone I was 'just average.' That was a pain-popping.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
pain-popping
A pain-popping is when someone says something so mean that it feels like your brain got kicked by a donkey.
My teacher said I was the worst student ever. I wanted to scream. That was a pain-popping.
My brother told me my haircut looked like a raccoon. I ran out of the house. That was a pain-popping.
My crush said he only likes girls with straight hair. My hair is curly. That was a pain-popping.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
pain-popping
A pain-popping is when someone says something so bad that it feels like you got yelled at by your mom, your dad, and your principal all at once.
My best friend said I was 'the worst friend ever.' I felt like I was going to die. That was a pain-popping.
My crush told me he didn't want to talk to me anymore. That hurt more than getting kicked in the shins. That was a pain-popping.
My teacher called my essay 'the most confusing thing I've ever read.' I wanted to cry and hide under my desk. That was a pain-popping.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
pain-popping
A pain-popping is when someone says something so rude that it makes your face turn red and your brain scream for mercy.
My crush told me he only dates girls with perfect grades. I got a C on my math test. That was a pain-popping.
My dad said I was too messy to be allowed to stay out late. I felt like the worst kid ever. That was a pain-popping.
My teacher called my drawing 'the worst thing I've seen since the last movie.' That was a pain-popping.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
pain-popping
A pain-popping is when someone says something so stupid that it feels like you got hit with a pie and then laughed at by everyone.
My best friend said I was 'the worst gamer ever.' I dropped my controller. That was a pain-popping.
My crush told me he only liked girls who could sing. I can't even hum. That was a pain-popping.
My teacher called my essay 'so bad, it makes no sense.' That was a pain-popping.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
pain-eater
A human who takes your pain like it's a hot potato and lets you sit in the fire.
I'm the pain-eater of my friends. They scream, I laugh.
She let me take her break-up so she could cry in peace.
He took my hangover like it was a job interview.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
pain-eater
A person who chomps down your suffering like it's a greasy burger.
I ate his anxiety so he could pass his test.
She swallowed my loneliness just to get her own back.
He bit into my heartburn and spat out my stress.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
pain-eater
The kind of person who lets you burn while they eat the flame.
I let him take my panic attack so he could have a good time.
She ate my heartbreak and left me with her drama.
He took my headache just to get his own head on straight.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
pain-eater
Someone who eats your pain like it's the last slice of pizza.
I ate his failure so he could win.
She swallowed my embarrassment just to be cool.
He took my sore throat and left me with a cold.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
pain-eater
The person who lets you rot while they dine on your misery.
I let him eat my stress so he could be calm.
She feasted on my shame just to feel better.
He took my sore feet and left me with a broken ankle.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
pain-ness
When your body screams like it’s being stabbed by a thousand angry squirrels.
My toothache feels like my mouth is hosting a squirrel war.
I’ve been in so much pain I could kill a cow with my eyes closed.
This headache isn’t just bad, it’s personally insulting.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
pain-ness
When your body is like, ‘No more,’ but your brain says, ‘Keep going.’
My back feels like it's been run over by a bus and then asked to do push-ups.
I'm so sore I could punch a clock and it would break out in tears.
This pain is the worst kind of bad roommate.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
pain-ness
When your body is screaming, ‘I give up,’ but your brain says, ‘Go on.’
My legs feel like they’ve been through a blender and then asked to dance.
This pain is so bad I could cry, and then my tears would burn me.
If pain had a personality, it’d be the kind of person who never pays their bills.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
pain-ness
When your body is like, ‘I am dying,’ and your brain says, ‘Nope. Not today.’
This pain feels like my insides are being grilled by a sadistic chef.
My head hurts so bad I think it might just quit on me.
If pain had a face, it’d be the kind that farts at you.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
pain-ness
When your body is like, ‘I am broken,’ and your brain says, ‘Fix it.’
My pain feels like my bones are being picked apart by a bunch of angry ants.
This hurts so much I think my soul might just walk out on me.
If pain had a job, it’d be the kind that never lets you go home.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
pain-ness
When your body is screaming, ‘I am done,’ and your brain says, ‘Do more.’
My pain is so bad I think my skin might just peel off.
This hurts like my insides are being thrown into a meat grinder.
If pain had a voice, it’d be the kind that yells at you during a movie.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
pain-in-the-assitude
A bad attitude you get when someone needs more attention than they should, like a kid who thinks they're the only one in the world.
My sister texts me 10 times a day just to say she's alive.
He interrupts every meeting with random opinions about pizza.
She won't stop talking about her cat during my entire lunch break.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
pain-in-the-assitude
The kind of attitude you get when someone acts like they're the center of the universe, even if they’re not.
He texts me during dinner to tell me he got a B+ on his math test.
My coworker won't stop bragging about her dog's new haircut.
She called me at 2 AM just to say she was hungry.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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