pain-popping

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A pain-popping is when someone says something so stupid and rude that it makes you want to punch them in the face and cry at the same time.

My mom said I failed math because I didn't study. I studied for 10 hours. She's a pain-popper.

My crush told me he only dates girls who are rich. I'm broke, so I'm a pain-popper now.

My teacher called my essay 'the worst thing I've ever read.' That was a pain-popping.

A pain-popping is like getting hit with a bag of bricks and then being laughed at by the whole class.

My dad said I was too lazy to clean my room. The entire family laughed at me. That was a pain-popping.

My friend said my drawing looked like a blob. I was crying in the corner. That was a pain-popping.

My crush asked me out and then told everyone I was 'just average.' That was a pain-popping.

A pain-popping is when someone says something so mean that it feels like your brain got kicked by a donkey.

My teacher said I was the worst student ever. I wanted to scream. That was a pain-popping.

My brother told me my haircut looked like a raccoon. I ran out of the house. That was a pain-popping.

My crush said he only likes girls with straight hair. My hair is curly. That was a pain-popping.

A pain-popping is when someone says something so bad that it feels like you got yelled at by your mom, your dad, and your principal all at once.

My best friend said I was 'the worst friend ever.' I felt like I was going to die. That was a pain-popping.

My crush told me he didn't want to talk to me anymore. That hurt more than getting kicked in the shins. That was a pain-popping.

My teacher called my essay 'the most confusing thing I've ever read.' I wanted to cry and hide under my desk. That was a pain-popping.

A pain-popping is when someone says something so rude that it makes your face turn red and your brain scream for mercy.

My crush told me he only dates girls with perfect grades. I got a C on my math test. That was a pain-popping.

My dad said I was too messy to be allowed to stay out late. I felt like the worst kid ever. That was a pain-popping.

My teacher called my drawing 'the worst thing I've seen since the last movie.' That was a pain-popping.

A pain-popping is when someone says something so stupid that it feels like you got hit with a pie and then laughed at by everyone.

My best friend said I was 'the worst gamer ever.' I dropped my controller. That was a pain-popping.

My crush told me he only liked girls who could sing. I can't even hum. That was a pain-popping.

My teacher called my essay 'so bad, it makes no sense.' That was a pain-popping.