P.H.M. - Panty Hose Melter

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A guy so hot, he can make panty hose turn to goo just by looking at a girl. People used to wear panty hose back when the world wasn’t stupid.

My professor is a P. H. M. I walked in and my panty hose started sweating.

At the gym, the guy next to me was a P. H. M. I had to change my socks twice.

My brother’s friend is a P. H. M. He melted my sister’s panty hose during a dance-off.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A man so attractive, he can make panty hose drip like melted cheese. This happened before the internet ruined everything.

My neighbor is a P. H. M. I saw his face and my panty hose started melting like they were on fire.

My crush is a P. H. M. He looked at me and my panty hose got soggy.

My uncle is a P. H. M. He walked in and my aunt’s panty hose became lava.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A guy so sexy, he can make panty hose go soft and gooey. This term came from when girls actually wore panty hose and weren’t just wearing sweatpants all day.

My friend’s dad is a P. H. M. He walked in and my friend’s panty hose started sizzling.

My teacher is a P. H. M. I had to change my panty hose after he smiled at me.

My crush’s brother is a P. H. M. He came in and my panty hose turned into syrup.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A man so hot, he can make panty hose melt like they were on a hot pan. This happened before people stopped caring about fashion.

My coworker is a P. H. M. He walked in and my panty hose started bubbling.

My mom’s friend is a P. H. M. He came over and my mom’s panty hose started dripping.

My crush’s dad is a P. H. M. He smiled and my panty hose turned into sludge.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A guy so attractive, he can make panty hose melt just by blinking. This happened before people wore sweatpants to school every day.

My brother is a P. H. M. He blinked and my panty hose started sweating.

My crush is a P. H. M. He looked at me and my panty hose started melting.

My uncle is a P. H. M. He winked and my aunt’s panty hose became lava.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A man so hot, he can make panty hose drip like they were in a sauna. This term was made when girls wore panty hose and weren’t just wearing jeans.

My teacher is a P. H. M. He walked in and my panty hose started dripping.

My crush is a P. H. M. He smiled and my panty hose started melting.

My neighbor is a P. H. M. He looked at me and my panty hose became soup.

by Slangipedia 6d ago