P.H.M. - Panty Hose Melter
A guy so attractive, he can make panty hose melt just by blinking. This happened before people wore sweatpants to school every day.
My brother is a P. H. M. He blinked and my panty hose started sweating.
My crush is a P. H. M. He looked at me and my panty hose started melting.
My uncle is a P. H. M. He winked and my aunt’s panty hose became lava.