P.H.M. - Panty Hose Melter
A man so hot, he can make panty hose melt like they were on a hot pan. This happened before people stopped caring about fashion.
My coworker is a P. H. M. He walked in and my panty hose started bubbling.
My mom’s friend is a P. H. M. He came over and my mom’s panty hose started dripping.
My crush’s dad is a P. H. M. He smiled and my panty hose turned into sludge.