P.H.M. - Panty Hose Melter
A guy so hot, he can make panty hose turn to goo just by looking at a girl. People used to wear panty hose back when the world wasn’t stupid.
My professor is a P. H. M. I walked in and my panty hose started sweating.
At the gym, the guy next to me was a P. H. M. I had to change my socks twice.
My brother’s friend is a P. H. M. He melted my sister’s panty hose during a dance-off.