P.H.A.T-FAT

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P. H. A. T-FAT means you're pretty, hot, and tempting, but you're not cheap. You're the dessert that looks amazing but costs more than your lunch.
You think you're the main course? Nope. You're the side dish that costs more than the main course.
I'm not that fancy cupcake you see on Instagram. I'm the one you buy at the bakery and eat in one bite.
You're not the cake that comes with the cake. You're the cake that comes with the bill.
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P. H. A. T-FAT is when you’re too good to be true, but you’re still worth it. You're the snack that makes you happy but also makes your wallet sad.
You're not the snack that comes with the meal. You're the snack that comes with the regret.
I’m not the candy bar you grab at the checkout. I’m the one that costs more than the candy bar.
You're the treat that tastes like heaven, but the price feels like hell.
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P. H. A. T-FAT is like being the most popular kid in class, but you still charge for the party.
You're not the free pizza at the end of the party. You're the one who charges for the pizza.
I'm not the free soda. I'm the soda that costs more than the soda.
You're the star of the show, but you still charge for the tickets.
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P. H. A. T-FAT is when you're so good, you're almost too good to be real. But you're still worth every penny.
You're not the free sample. You're the one that costs more than the sample.
I'm not the free appetizer. I'm the appetizer that costs you more than the main course.
You're the meal that looks amazing, but the bill is just as amazing.
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P. H. A. T-FAT is when you're the reason people come to the bakery, but you're also the reason they leave with a heavy wallet.
You're not the free cookie. You're the one that costs more than the cookie.
I'm not the free donut. I'm the donut that costs more than the donut.
You're the treat that makes you smile, but also makes you groan at the price.
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