P.H.A.T-FAT
P. H. A. T-FAT is when you're so good, you're almost too good to be real. But you're still worth every penny.
You're not the free sample. You're the one that costs more than the sample.
I'm not the free appetizer. I'm the appetizer that costs you more than the main course.
You're the meal that looks amazing, but the bill is just as amazing.