P.H.A.T-FAT - P. H. A. T-FAT is like being the most popular kid in class,

P. H. A. T-FAT is like being the most popular kid in class, but you still charge for the party.

You're not the free pizza at the end of the party. You're the one who charges for the pizza.

I'm not the free soda. I'm the soda that costs more than the soda.

You're the star of the show, but you still charge for the tickets.