P.H.A.T-FAT
P. H. A. T-FAT is when you're the reason people come to the bakery, but you're also the reason they leave with a heavy wallet.
You're not the free cookie. You're the one that costs more than the cookie.
I'm not the free donut. I'm the donut that costs more than the donut.
You're the treat that makes you smile, but also makes you groan at the price.